My last name is Ramirez and both my dad's parents were born in Puerto Rico. All my life I have been claiming Hispanic/Latino on government paperwork. Then I find out I'm more Italian then anything. I feel like such a dick head. I've been lying to the government for years. What a maroon I've been.
I gave my dad a hard time about me possibly being the mail man's kid for a day before he told me to layoff but man when I got those results I was like what the fuck? If i didn't look exactly like him in his year book photos I world have been like ok something is up but I'm his doppleganger when he was young. Also his sister who was born in Puerto Rico had very high Italian but honestly who doesn't want to bang Puerto Rican so I understand