I got a virus bros, all computer bros get in her to help a doggy out

[ehtheist]

Bleach it. It worked for Hillary.

 

[RockstarChris]

i tried everything bros. chrome cleanup tool, restart, everything. I am pretty good with computers and whatever this was, it was beyond me, and that is scary. so i took my computer out back and shot it with my shotgun about 7 times. good thing i have like 3 backup computers.

BACK ON SHERDOG!

Guess i gotta redownload all that porn now.

Edit: seriously guys, i tried everything everyone said and it was still there. aint got time for dat.

 

[Loiosh]

Whenever my work computer has an issue and I call the IT department they say "did you try restarting it"

So did you try restarting it?

If so I'm out of ideas. You'll probably have to get a new computer internet service provider also known as an isprovider-do-hickey-majigger.

You are welcome.

A lot of the time where a virus or malware is concerned, rebooting is the worst thing you can do.

 

[SheetsMMAfan]

Guess i gotta redownload all that porn now.

There's your problem. It's 2017.... Who downloads porn?

 

[breadfighter]

@DynamicLoosener I've actually dealt with this before. Check below for steps on fixing:

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Step 5) PROFTI!!!1

Hope this helped.

 

[rj144]

i tried everything bros. chrome cleanup tool, restart, everything. I am pretty good with computers and whatever this was, it was beyond me, and that is scary. so i took my computer out back and shot it with my shotgun about 7 times. good thing i have like 3 backup computers.

BACK ON SHERDOG!

Guess i gotta redownload all that porn now.

Edit: seriously guys, i tried everything everyone said and it was still there. aint got time for dat.

Did you run a boot time AV scan?

 

[ralphc1]

You might have to use a different computer and program a thumb drive with a program to remove the particular trojan you have.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Computer aids

 

[luv24nic8]

Unplug the computer- make a sandwich - plug computer back in- its fixed- you are welcome

 

[Dogstarman]

do you have a antivirus software or do you just bare back?

 

[marioh]

i tried everything bros. chrome cleanup tool, restart, everything. I am pretty good with computers and whatever this was, it was beyond me, and that is scary.
Edit: seriously guys, i tried everything everyone said and it was still there. aint got time for dat.

create new admin account
reboot into safe mode
login with new account
run malwarebytes. if it finds anything, allow it to clean and reboot again into safe mode.
run malwarebytes. if it finds nothing, reboot into regular windows, login with your normal account, run the chrome cleanup tool.

 

[ralphc1]

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/malicious-software-removal-tool-details.aspx

 

[hillelslovak87]

run a malwarebytes scan, a roguekiller scan. I fthose dont remedy it, try to go to the details portion of the taskmanager while chrome is open and on this page. See if you can narrow down which file is the problem in the details tab.

This has worked multiple times for me with stubborn virus exes: find the file, open the file location. in the task manager kill the process, then quickly delete the file it corresponds with.

 

[BoogerDawson]

Yeah, boot into safe mode. It might be F8 (hit repeatedly while computer is booting). Then, run an AV. I think I've seen someone use Combofix, and might be able to be run from a USB stick.

 

[irish_thug]

amoxicillin

 

[dembones22]

i tried everything bros. chrome cleanup tool, restart, everything. I am pretty good with computers and whatever this was, it was beyond me, and that is scary. so i took my computer out back and shot it with my shotgun about 7 times. good thing i have like 3 backup computers.

BACK ON SHERDOG!

Guess i gotta redownload all that porn now.

Edit: seriously guys, i tried everything everyone said and it was still there. aint got time for dat.

Why are you downloading porn ?? I mean , I know why. But you don't need to download it. Also just burn it and get a cheap Chromebook for basic computer needs. And Save your higher end setup for work or gaming ( nerd) .


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[jefferz]

Format and reinstall your OS

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

THIS IS A TEST

 

[GSP_37]

Kaspersky will catch programs attempting to take screenshots and ask you to allow or block.

Go to Manage, Services, disable Remote Desktop and go to Control Panel, System & Security, Remote, uncheck remote help.