I finally went to Red Lobster (Post-Divorce)

[Jack Reacheround]

As Sherdog's resident divorce lawyer I'll weigh in quickly. Unfortunately, TS cannot legally change the locks on her if she's a part owner of the property. If he changed the locks on her all she would have to do is call the police and a locksmith and they'll let her in. If wanted to keep her out of the home they'd either have to settle their matrimonial property dispute, or he'd have to get a Court Order for interim exclusive possession of the home.

Allowing her to stay temporarily would also probably be a way for him to avoid having to pay her alimony on a short term basis too.

You obviously missed the first sentence of my post which read, "fuck legal shit."

 

[Graves The Elder]

amen to 'fuck legal shit'

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

You obviously missed the first sentence of my post which read, "fuck legal shit."

No, I saw it. What I'm saying is your suggestion gets nobody anywhere. I've had clients on both sides of that scenario, doing the locking out or being the one getting locked out, and it always ends the same way: a talking to by the police and a bill from a locksmith.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

No, I saw it. What I'm saying is your suggestion gets nobody anywhere. I've had clients on both sides of that scenario, doing the locking out or being the one getting locked out, and it always ends the same way: a talking to by the police and a bill from a locksmith.

Well, my other suggestion was to hit her with some spinning shit. It's TS's choice to make.

 

[Graves The Elder]

meh, burn the fucking house down.
collect insurance money, move on

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Well, my other suggestion was to hit her with some spinning shit. It's TS's choice to make.

Oh for sure some rooms in that house need to be filled with uppercuts.

 

[TeTe]

So did you end up pulling the live lobsters out of the tank and set them free, like Ed Furlong?

 

[My Spot]

It's funny, the Red Lobsters around here (northeast Florida) get a lot of their seafood from Atlanta.

 

[GhostZ06]

Wait, why is your ex wife still in your house? lol

 

[guard_passer]

Take a cycle of test. Guarantee it will boost your confidence and overall mood/uplifted spirit

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Drove around town for an hour blasting trap music in my Camry with the windows rolled down.

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Trap music. lol

 

[Overtures]

So did you end up pulling the live lobsters out of the tank and set them free, like Ed Furlong?

I was so jacked when I left the table that I considered washing my greasy hands in the lobster tank.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Trap music. lol

Is that a thing? I thought it was a typo and he meant rap music. Wtf is trap music? Wait, I'll look it up.


So, techno?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Is that a thing? I thought it was a typo and he meant rap music. Wtf is trap music? Wait, I'll look it up.


So, techno?

I think it's like N Sync and George Michael.