I feel the need to fat shame myself.

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  1. Lionel Mandrake What A Rush!!!

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    I'm not fat, but I pulled a super fat kid move earlier. I didn't have to work today so I got hammered last night. I was craving the Chinese buffet, but I couldn't find anybody to go with.

    The buffet here will give you a Styrofoam container and a plastic soup container if you want to fill up a round to go though, so that's what I did. I've only seen one person do that before and he was wearing sweatpants. The food was delicious and I was able to get uncomfortably full, but I still feel dirty.
     
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  2. Overpressure Double Yellow Card

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    Time to purge
     
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  3. FierceRedBelt Black Belt

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    Make a thread when you hit the buffet alone and they ask you to leave after your 7th heaping plate. Cause you ain't on my level son.
     
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  4. mb23100 Red Belt

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    I fat shame myself all the time. I force myself to wear shirts that are too small for me if i gain some weight. Im doing it right now lol. It works though.
     
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  5. Schoolboy Q Black Belt

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    I gotta fat shame myself as well, gotta shed my winter weight if I'm going to do any serious skateboarding this summer.
     
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  6. DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    Lol at going to a buffet.
     
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  7. blitzk Black Belt

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    that's noob fat.
     
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  8. franquito Orange Belt

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    You're just cultivating mass, bro
    Arnold used to do the same thing
     
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  9. Zer Gold Belt

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    After @ga_ninja I don't think anyone feels like criticizing your buffet etiquette ts. Come back when you leave a buffet with children crying and shit
     
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  10. Minotauro Rex Too much sauce

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    Motherfucker hit the buffet like a man next time.
     
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  11. esant707 Orange Belt

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    I also fat shame myself all the time. Even though I'm skinny fat at best which really is just as bad. I could lose 10 to 15 pounds and be fine but I don't, because I'm a fat, lazy, piece of shit
     
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    lol. i did that like three weekends back. got wasted on a saturday night, and was pretty buzzed so i stopped at carl's jr. got two double-western bacon cheeseburger combos. that may not be that much food to some of you, but holy fuck was that a lot for me. i woke up the next morning looking at my stomach like i got fucked by some dude and was now preggo. had the nastiest shit later that day lol. sorry for the gory details hahaha.
     
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  13. Roca Banned

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    gross
     
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    Gotta have a cheat day bud.
     
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  15. Lionel Mandrake What A Rush!!!

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  17. freaky Black Belt

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    Gotta get yo monies worth. It bugs me more when people goto buffet and NOT eat everything. Like why are you even there?
     
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  18. TheNinja Silver Belt

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    I'm Dutch so when I got to a buffet I eat until I nearly puke. I'm getting my monies worth damn it!! And F you and your salads and breads.....trying to fill me up on your cheap food. Give me the meats and seafood.
     
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  19. Hankooks Stronger than you.

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    Did you ask for a water cup and fill it with soda on the sly?

    I'm also looking for recommendations on a bathroom scale if any of you fat bastards has any.
     
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