I'm not fat, but I pulled a super fat kid move earlier. I didn't have to work today so I got hammered last night. I was craving the Chinese buffet, but I couldn't find anybody to go with. The buffet here will give you a Styrofoam container and a plastic soup container if you want to fill up a round to go though, so that's what I did. I've only seen one person do that before and he was wearing sweatpants. The food was delicious and I was able to get uncomfortably full, but I still feel dirty.