I feel the need to fat shame myself.

I'm not fat, but I pulled a super fat kid move earlier. I didn't have to work today so I got hammered last night. I was craving the Chinese buffet, but I couldn't find anybody to go with.

The buffet here will give you a Styrofoam container and a plastic soup container if you want to fill up a round to go though, so that's what I did. I've only seen one person do that before and he was wearing sweatpants. The food was delicious and I was able to get uncomfortably full, but I still feel dirty.

 

Time to purge

 

Make a thread when you hit the buffet alone and they ask you to leave after your 7th heaping plate. Cause you ain't on my level son.

 

I fat shame myself all the time. I force myself to wear shirts that are too small for me if i gain some weight. Im doing it right now lol. It works though.

 

I gotta fat shame myself as well, gotta shed my winter weight if I'm going to do any serious skateboarding this summer.

 

Lol at going to a buffet.

 

that's noob fat.

 

You're just cultivating mass, bro
Arnold used to do the same thing

 

After @ga_ninja I don't think anyone feels like criticizing your buffet etiquette ts. Come back when you leave a buffet with children crying and shit

 

Motherfucker hit the buffet like a man next time.

 

I also fat shame myself all the time. Even though I'm skinny fat at best which really is just as bad. I could lose 10 to 15 pounds and be fine but I don't, because I'm a fat, lazy, piece of shit

 

lol. i did that like three weekends back. got wasted on a saturday night, and was pretty buzzed so i stopped at carl's jr. got two double-western bacon cheeseburger combos. that may not be that much food to some of you, but holy fuck was that a lot for me. i woke up the next morning looking at my stomach like i got fucked by some dude and was now preggo. had the nastiest shit later that day lol. sorry for the gory details hahaha.

 

gross

 

Gotta have a cheat day bud.

 

Sounds like you all need to join @Der Eisbar 's Summer cutting thread

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/m...-official-thread-summer-cutters-gtfih.3531975

Lose some weight you fat fucks, srs

 

Gotta get yo monies worth. It bugs me more when people goto buffet and NOT eat everything. Like why are you even there?

 

I'm Dutch so when I got to a buffet I eat until I nearly puke. I'm getting my monies worth damn it!! And F you and your salads and breads.....trying to fill me up on your cheap food. Give me the meats and seafood.

 

Did you ask for a water cup and fill it with soda on the sly?

I'm also looking for recommendations on a bathroom scale if any of you fat bastards has any.

 

Join our crew brah