I challenge Nate diaz to a fight

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    I've been training combat sports since childhood. I'm 6 feet walk around about 170. Nate diaz is clearly to scared to fight anyone in the lightweight division. He's a duck. Ducked Tony. Ducked Eddie alverez. Ide woop Nate all over the octagon or boxing ring. He's flat footed, slow strikes, and his best win is against a 5'9 Conor. I won't duck him like that body builder ducked Cody.

    Dana. Make. It. Happen. Call me.
     
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    And... who the fuck are you ?
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    Someone Nate diaz would probably duck next
     
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    I spoke to Dana, he wants you to provide your number so he can call you.
     
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    6 feet 170 lbs you are a skinny mofo
     
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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    Catchweight, Daner, make it happunz!!!
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    After this Nate Diaz's tombstone will read "He Was a Good Man. Struggled To Know the Difference Between a Burger and a Boner... While Being Just as Likely To Consume Either."
     
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    So he's like Nate Diaz! Battle of lanklets.
     
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    Thats me in my AV. Stop projecting. I won't gass like Conor
     
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    Sorry.... did TS just offer Diaz $30 million dollars?
     
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    Maluma ??? do you even UFC ??

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    he'll beat you up within a round, mate
     
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    that's dana's job bro.
     
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    Can you smuggle me Cynthia Calvillo's phone number when you visit UFC for contract negotiations ?
     
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    fucking world star, here we go.
     
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    To slow. Stiff. Zero foot work. Fights like he's under water. Beats a 5'9 Conor while having a 5 inch reach advantage. And all the while getting his face smashed by a midget. He'd be done in 1.
     
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