I can't learn how to play guitar because I'm afraid of guitar strings | Page 2

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    Can't you wear the welder's mask for the eye puff test?
     
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    I already ate my lunch but im still hung
     
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    Why don't you eat some more canned bacon you fat bastard
     
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    Squeez bacon

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    Canned bacon is entirely different

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    Damn I need this. Always using a knife to slice up two hotdogs when I make my eggs
     
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    Saftey glasses if they can work on construction sites they can work in a band
     
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    Clippy overcomes his fears and now got mad groupies[​IMG]
     
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    Just wear goggles. They'll do something.
     
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    Bass, Heavy Gauge Strings

    Problem Solved
     
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    That just makes for a heavier thing to recoil into my eyes!!!
     
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    If you snap heavy gauge strings, you deserve to lose your eyes
     
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    My uncle and 3 of my cousins were killed in a piano tuning incident. The fear is well-founded, imo.





    Goddamn you Rachmaninoff!!
     
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    More people are killed by pianos every year than guns.
     
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    It's more likely that the strings will break and gouge out the eyes of the person being tortured by listening to your playing.
     
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    Play a classical guitar with nylon strings. Sounds all nice and resonant, easier on your fingers, very unlikely to snap and if you're still afraid of something with the consistency of uncooked spaghetti (but softer) then you can always take up kazoo
     
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    I'm so cold...
     
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