I can't learn how to play guitar because I'm afraid of guitar strings

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Apr 16, 2018.

  1. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Can't you wear the welder's mask for the eye puff test?
     
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  2. Clippy

    Clippy I got nothin

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    I get claustrophobic inside welders masks
     
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  3. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    I already ate my lunch but im still hung
     
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    Clippy I got nothin

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    Why don't you eat some more canned bacon you fat bastard
     
  5. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    Squeez bacon

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    Canned bacon is entirely different

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    Bass, Heavy Gauge Strings

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    That just makes for a heavier thing to recoil into my eyes!!!
     
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    It's more likely that the strings will break and gouge out the eyes of the person being tortured by listening to your playing.
     
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