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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Apr 16, 2018.
Can't you wear the welder's mask for the eye puff test?
I get claustrophobic inside welders masks
I already ate my lunch but im still hung
Why don't you eat some more canned bacon you fat bastard
Canned bacon is entirely different
Damn I need this. Always using a knife to slice up two hotdogs when I make my eggs
Saftey glasses if they can work on construction sites they can work in a band
Clippy overcomes his fears and now got mad groupies
Just wear goggles. They'll do something.
Bass, Heavy Gauge Strings
That just makes for a heavier thing to recoil into my eyes!!!
If you snap heavy gauge strings, you deserve to lose your eyes
My uncle and 3 of my cousins were killed in a piano tuning incident. The fear is well-founded, imo.
Goddamn you Rachmaninoff!!
More people are killed by pianos every year than guns.
It's more likely that the strings will break and gouge out the eyes of the person being tortured by listening to your playing.
Play a classical guitar with nylon strings. Sounds all nice and resonant, easier on your fingers, very unlikely to snap and if you're still afraid of something with the consistency of uncooked spaghetti (but softer) then you can always take up kazoo
I'm so cold...
You should see the African wild dogs impala thread in pictures and multimedia