I can't learn how to play guitar because I'm afraid of guitar strings

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    I've always wanted to play guitar but I'm afraid of the strings snapping and coiling up and poking me in the eye. Seriously, it scares the hell outta me! Every time I try to pick at the guitar I flinch and move my head back in anticipation and put on the worst performances.

    I'm also afraid to blow up balloons.
     
  2. BADodd06

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    They are more afraid of you than you are of them good sir
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Just wear a welder's mask. Could be a gimmick that makes you a star.

    Like this guy.

     
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    Thank god you arent afraid to make dumb threads.
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    More insights into the mind of @Clippy. Have you made arrangements to donate your brain to science?
     
  6. Clippy

    Clippy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    I refuse to be on any donors list, that's how they get ya, don't want doctors runnin me off the road for my organs
     
  7. Dr Hannibal Lecter

    Dr Hannibal Lecter Hmmmm... Platinum Member

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    Guitar Hero, bruh. A way to live out your fantasy without getting sliced up like a sausage.

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    Medulla Omoplata Brown Belt

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    Not gonna lie that turns me on a little
     
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    Try starting with the Ukulele. Fun instrument and pretty easy to learn. A lot of songs can be played with just a few chords.
     
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    PubliusVentidius Fly like a bee, sting like a Lobov

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    Drop the tuning (half a step or 1 step lower will do) and the strings will never snap.<BirdieOwn>
     
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    Keytar is for you.

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    I aleays saw you as a banjo type of guy anyways clippy
     
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    I've lost 4 fingers to snapped guitar strings over the years. Now all I can play is Green Day.
     
  14. USA!USA!

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    That is some weird ass phobia you've got there, friend.
     
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  15. Seano

    Seano Hands of bone

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    Doesn't happen. The only way they snap like that is if you overtune them and even then, they don't go snapping at you dangerously.
     
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    Clippy starting out: Full of optimish

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    Clippy after guitar string disaster, dreams dashed to pieces


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    Seaside Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores

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    I actually have that same fear.

    Maybe play with gloves on and Wear a riot shield mask?
     
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  18. Clippy

    Clippy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    I can't put my heart and soul and feels through gloves

    I got no glove bro
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Get robot hands.
     
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  20. Clippy

    Clippy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Not worried about my hands just my eyes

    I can't even take the air puff eye test - I freak out too hard and they have to shut it down - every time
     

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