I accidentaly step on my Cat's paw what should I do?

[emefer]

Maybe you should stop doing it and then claiming it's an accident.

 

[Organic Damage]

Just tell your cat Clippy did it.

I certainly thought he made this thread...

 

[Curmudgeon]

Just tell your cat Clippy did it.

I certainly thought he made this thread...

I tried to bullshit a cat once...

 

[choke you]

Holy shit ts don't let it suffer. You need to finish it off now.

 

[Alphafail]

Apologizing is always a good first step.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Fuck that cat. Bring a game Pit home and say, "Try me bitch."

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

He seems fine and happy now will he try to kill me now?

Forget your cat, you should kill your English teacher.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

The only solution is to have sex with it now...

I'm sure she would be greatful it isnt barbed too

 

[Graves The Elder]

cats are gay.
get a dog

 

[El_Dyablo619]

cats are gay.
get a dog

Maybe TS is gay, and wanted a gay cat companion...

 

[minute bull]

You ever been cursed? Cursed by a cat? You know what a cat curse is? It's more fucking cats.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

revenge will be had...

 

[Curmudgeon]

Forget your cat, you should kill your English teacher.

He seems fine and happy now will he try to kill me now?

The word "homeowner", contains the word "meow". Goodluck ever pronouncing it correctly again.

 

[Hyperglide]

Walk around with a spray bottle and spritz it whenever it gets to close.

 

[Clippy]

Very @Clippy type thread...

Woot woot

 

[Malvo]

Tell it to quit being a pussy.

 

[dildos]

you must let your cat seek revenge on you, eye for an eye. all is fair.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

you must let your cat seek revenge on you, eye for an eye. all is fair.

agree. Hats off to you sir

 

[dildos]

agree. Hats off to you sir

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

The word "homeowner", contains the word "meow". Goodluck ever pronouncing it correctly again.