I accidentaly step on my Cat's paw what should I do?

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He seems fine and happy now will he try to kill me now?
 
Think the cat is going to give you a knuckle sandwich.
 
Likely. You should probably benoit thyself before he gets a chance. Or you know, eat him(/bachan).
 
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The only solution is to have sex with it now...
 
Might I suggest a trip to your local book store?

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let your cat shoot you in the toe to make it even
 
You have cat to be kitten me with this, stay paw-sitive
 
apologize and buy him a nice, romantic dinner. Cats like that.
 
Put your tools away and that won't happen again.
 
Create a shrine of catnip and dead birds, wait for him to walk up too it, them proceed to prostrate yourself in front of him and sing the meow mix theme song over and over and hope for the best.

Maybe it'll stay his paw for now, but who knows, time will tell.
 
Remember when Christopher got high and suffocated Adriana's dog?

Classic Christopher.
 
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