How would Kevin Durant do in the UFC?

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  1. BigAggie Blue Belt

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    He punkd the mascot the other day and talked trash to Rudy Gobert....

    This had me thinking of how he would do in the octagon? Could he be a LHW and HW CHAMPION simultaneously?
     
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    He'd probably be MVP.
     
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    just watching basketball makea me mad every play is a foul you put a finger on them its s foul anf they act worst then soccer players throwing themselves on the ground looking for a foul shit is weaksauce
     
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    not half as good as Russell Westbrook IMO .
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    Totaly awesome
     
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    He'd flop to the ground after every feint from his opponent.
     
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    The real question is whether Earl Boykins would smash John Dodson with two weeks of training.
     
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    I envision a Corey Hill type leg break...
     
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    Who's Kevin Durant?

    There's not a single person outside of Nigeria who knows who he is.
     
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    Dunno, how is he off his back?
     
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    poorly
     
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    Too lanky
     
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    PRobably really badly since he's a basketball player and not a mixed martial artist.
     
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  17. BigAggie Blue Belt

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    How would anyone take him down?
     
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    About as good as Roy Nelson would do in the NBA.
     
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    That black manlet in all them comedy movies?
     
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    How would stephan struve do in NBA?
     
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