How would a 270lb Vegan"Jon "Big Country" Jones compete at HW?

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  1. mmacasualviewer

    mmacasualviewer Hardcores vs Casuals

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    He'd still have the jab. Extra Cardio.
     
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    There's no such thing as a fat vegan. Do you know any fat vegans?
     
  5. rockylion

    rockylion WITH A PLASTIC BAG FOR A HELMET

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    I don't know where to begin?
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    I do! *click*

    Won't see this topic anymore.
     
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    Jopious Extronimous Purple Belt

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    I don't get it. How would a lankier Derrick Lewis do if he had talent? Is that the question?
     
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    86'd Cha Ching!

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    Spearfish CA Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    I'm super confused by this. Is there some injoke backstory I'm missing?


    I will say that when fighters do stuff like that, making huge, drastic changes to shake things up, I worry about them. I tend to think it shows their confidence is shaken and not properly addressing or identifying the reason for their recent performances. Sometimes I'm wrong and it works out well, though.

    Shitloads
     
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    The Pied Pooper Blue Belt

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    You really need some attention huh TS?

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    youngsteinel Silver Belt

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    How is that even possible?
     
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    Spearfish CA Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Snack foods and sugar drinks make more people fat than anything else, and a lot of that stuff is vegan
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Fuck is up with the title brah...
     
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    Torrid Cunning Linguist

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    A lot of vegans / vegetarians are actually just carbitarians. By that I mean, they don't indulge in meals rich with veggies, but instead just eat copious amounts of carbohydrates under the guise of it being a healthier alternative.
     
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    First we have to deal the question, how would a vegan Big Country weigh 270lbs? He wouldn't but I'd be interested to see what he could have done if he had've gotten in shape. I believe he could have been great at 205 or 180 lbs.
     
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    I clicked for the Jon "big country" Jones photoshop. But you didn't even post a pic.

    Shame.
    Where does something get moved when it's already in the Wasteland?
     
  17. ColonelAngus1

    ColonelAngus1 Black Belt

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    Yes. Many vegans eat a lot of processed carbs. Don't assume that because one is vegan, one is healthy. It can be (and usually is) quite the opposite.
     
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    HW only goes up to 265... So he couldnt compete at all....
     
  19. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    I'm sure they're out there. Stuffing their faces with vegan cakes or something equally disgusting and full of empty calories.
     

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