How to Impress a Girl INSTANTLY

[scorpipede]

Drop a magnum in front of them by accident.

Throw in a VISA black to seal the deal.

not kidding, I bought a pack of magnums in order to get the cashier's number. then I sold them to a black guy for 1.5 times the cost and never called her.

most of that story is true.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

fuck working out

 

[choke you]

How did you find this video?

 

[Sir Galahad]

With my pigeon protein diet, it's only a matter of time before I'm more jacked than this guy

 

[DrVanNostrand]

You guys are fucking nuts. I have more money than most but being crazy scares off most girls my age. I guess dumbass whores want money but decent girls have their own.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I give them this look too.

 

[4daLuLZ]

I lifted a 25lb bag with my erect dick at a small gathering of about 10-15 ppl.

Ended up nailing 3 chicks (5s and 7s) from there, not including the one who fluffed me. Not that same day though. They must've been impressed....or maybe they were just sloots.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

fuck working out

What shitty, fake, shitty people. Yes I said shitty twice, because it warrants it.

Fucking 'prank' videos.

 

[Joe Wong]

What shitty, fake, shitty people. Yes I said shitty twice, because it warrants it.

Fucking 'prank' videos.

Yeah that was totally fake lol. They could've at least got a girl that acts better. Probably wouldn't be as stacked tho

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Yeah that was totally fake lol. They could've at least got a girl that acts better. Probably wouldn't be as stacked tho

They're not even trying. I mean, I can buy a girl acting like that, but don't make it so obvious she is a fucking plant.

Morons. Why are prank videos a thing, again?

 

[Fedorgasm]

This is how you get women of any age.

1. Have money
2. Be good looking
3. Be sometimes nice, sometimes a jerk.

If you're lacking in any one of these areas, you can make up for it by being stronger in another.

For instance, if you're poor, then you better have abs and be a dick.

If you're a nice guy then you better have lots of money, etc.

 

[RockstarChris]

grab them by the ..................................................................................

 

[minute bull]

But how he looks with that shirt on is how I look with my shirt off.

 

[Robocok]

I like this guy because he doesn't use physical attributes or money to game. He sells workshops, but the advice he gives for free makes sense. Skip to 2 minutes to watch him steal away this girl from the other guy.

 

[Imalive]

I ain't got a body like that so I use a can a can of sloppy Joe's mix.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Why are prank videos a thing, again?

Because they make the pranksters lots of money on Youtube.

Have abs
Be muscular
Don't dress like a bum
Don't be an awkward fuck socially

That's basically what you need to get girls in your 20s.

Other things that help:
- being popular/ having a lot of friends
- having money

That pretty much describes me to a tee, but the opposite of that.

 

[TrueBias]

only works on women in their early 20s in school. women in 30s dont give 2 damns about ur abs.

Thats not correct.

 

[BVG]

only works on women in their early 20s in school. women in 30s dont give 2 damns about ur abs.

Yes they do. Lots of cougs would ride his pony

 

[GhostZ06]

fuck working out

these are fake so are most of the videos in here.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

these are fake so are most of the videos in here.

scyther, is that you?