How to get a chiseled face?

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  1. MarlboroMan Yellow Belt

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    what type of exercise should i do to get a more chiseled face? Rite now it has a lil flab on mah cheeks which im tryin realy hard to get rid of. Wut type of foods and exercise would u recommend?
     
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    Shut the fuck up as hard as you can every day.
     
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    I actually lol'ed at that.


    Edit:
    WTF Hulk, why the edit. I think everyone else would like to laugh at your first post.

    "Shut the fuck up as hard as you can everyday."
     
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    Visit your "pic of me and mah boys thread". If the laughter doesn't kill you, you'r whole body will be supermetrodieselyolked.
     
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    chew lots of gum and eat at least 3 bags of oberti beef jerkey a day.
     
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    Alright. It's back in it's pristine state. I'm a chronic editor, and I was worried whether that would come across correctly. The curse of being an English major, perhaps.
     
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    Nostril pullups, tongue pushups, eyebrow press, lip curls...

    Also being repeatedly stomped in the face can build some tone.
     
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  9. chia POWER OF THE GLOW

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    Use a chisel. The skin will grow back.
     
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    Dick sucking. Suck it hard. And then spread the cream over your face; there is vitamin E in it, the ladies use vitamin E based creams on their faces and hands. That should combine useful and agreeable for you.
     
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    You just have to smile more.

    First thing in the morning, feeling a bit flaky? Smile anyway.
    Someone cuts you off in traffic? Smile anyway.
    Loved one passes away? Smile anyway.
     
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    Got cum in your eye? Smile some more.
     
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    hahahaha, I like the pink belt man, it suits you. I like the suggestion of getting your face stomped on to get it chiseld. That should definatly do the trick.
     
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    I like this guys first post


    :icon_lol:
     
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    I knew somebody would post this.

    I know this guy, and his face is so chiseled, you wouldn't believe. He wears pink too!
     
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    Chew rawhide.
     
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