How the UFC should handle the Brock/DC/Jones situation

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  1. Verace

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    So the match between DC and Bork is set. Everything goes as planned until fight night.

    Bork walks out, DC walks out. Both fighters are in the octagon and Bruce Buffer is about to announce the fight.

    He starts to do the usual procedings and while he is announcing the fight the lights go out. The arena goes completely dark and a single spotlight focuses on a spot in the crowd. BAM! Its Jon Jones.

    The man strips down to his fight shorts and walks into the cage with a sheet of paper. He hands it to brock and what do you know?! Its a USADA flagging for a potential violation!

    Bork is now inegilible to fight and the stage is set for Jon Jones Vs DC III for the undisputed HW title of the world! DC goes <DCWhoa> and Bruce Buffer looks at Dana White in disbelief.

    Dana puts his fist forward and raises a thumbs up, gladiator style. The fight is ON! The crowd goes insane and Bruce Buffer announces the fight! ITs happening!

    <VinceCa$h><VinceCa$h><VinceCa$h>

    Come on guys, DC as a huge wrestling fan would love that shit. He would still get paid the same as a bork fight because the PPVs would be already in the bank at this point. So no harm there.


    PS: mods i know this is a stupid thread, but just let it slide. Its a funny spoof and you know it.

    PS2: inb4 go back to the WWE verace, you suck!
     
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    really is this a troll post?
     
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