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  1. GORETAURO WOLVERINES!!!

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    $ your palaces are burning $

    You forgot the snorting coke off her tits part

    I just want to be awake for it. I want it to mean something. I want to enjoy it.

    Fucking old motherfuckers who die in their sleep just slept through the last thing in their lives...assholes.
     
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  2. evansusmc2 Brown Belt

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    Come on son, That's a cowards death.

    This is the same thing that happened to MANY of the men that ISIS captured.

    Waiting to die like that? Hell noooo! I'd resist even after that had to run me down and catch me.
     
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  3. the muntjac Brown Belt

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    I ain't gonna die.

    Come get some.
     
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  4. Anung Un Rama The Right Hand of Doom

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    a man can dream
     
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  5. Dusty Rhodes Purple Belt

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    Id like to go peacefully in my sleep but it's most likely going to be a cocaine OD

    <{jackyeah}>
     
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  6. mmaelitefan000 Brown Belt

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    it doesn't matter, if it happens, i'd be ready.
     
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  7. Jermei Steel Belt

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    Death reads these threads and I'm not giving him any ideas. He already knows too much...
     
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  8. House by the Cemetery Unaccomplished Writer

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    Happy.

    Knowing I lived my life to the best I could have.
     
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  9. grinderman The Real Champion

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    Nic Cage style in Leaving Las Vegas.
     
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  10. Gandzooka Green Belt

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    alternatively, by heat death of the universe.
     
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  11. Winter-John Blue Belt

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    Relaxing at home with my well trained tigers, like this mad man -

     
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  12. Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Heart attack, doin a $600 Olympic Hooker, at half price!
     
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  13. frango Blue Belt

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    terminal cancer diagnosed, beaten to death by the police after doing something really nasty.
     
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  14. PubliusVentidius Fly like a bee, sting like a Lobov

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    ''to die without leaving a corpse, that is the way of us''
     
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  15. STEVEN SEAGOLD Banned

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    I'm not going to die.
     
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  16. HulkonViagra Soldier of Sinister

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  17. Organic Damage Alive and ticking inside

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    I want to die the way I've lived.

    Incompletely, yearning for nourishment that can only be obtained by devouring the thoughts of others.
     
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  18. TeTe Keeping the inmates in line

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    Carradine'd. BOOM.

    I'd prefer to die balls deep in a hot Brazilian woman
     
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  19. ShoelessRye Silver Belt

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    Like Walt Kowalski.
     
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  20. Brodels Purple Belt

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    I used to say I wanted to be shot by a rocket launcher while doing a back flip on a dirt bike. But I have no idea how to do a back flip and would never attempt it. So I guess just being shot with a rocket launcher randomly walking down the street. Preferably in front of a liquor store in the hood or something similar.
     
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