How do you want to die?

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If I could choose a way to go, I would love do die from suffocation due to Salma Hayek riding my face or....

...With all of my enemies in a horrid building fire where we are all trapped in a flaming room staring at each others horrible agonizing demize but...

From bowel obstruction due to Colon cancer or Cirrhosis of the liver is how I will realistically go.

How would you like to go Sherdoggers?
 
Smothered to death by Katy Perry's boobs.

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In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and girl's mouth around my cock.
 
An asteroid taking out everything when I'm 90.
 
If I was old and nearing death I would ask for a massive IV injection of opioids. I say this because I have overdosed on heroin before and it was one of the greatest feelings ever granted I don't ever want to go back to that shit but if I have to it better be when I'm on my death bed
 
When I'm old, decrepit and crippled, I want to play a game of chicken with someone, except with wheelchairs and we're charging towards a cliff.

The other guy will turn to me and say "I'll see you in hell"

And I'll tell him "I'm bringing the marshmallows"
 
From blood loss after an epic knife fight. I want to light a cigarette and watch the sun rise as i bleed out. Thought about it a million times.
 
at age 100, shot in my sleep by a jealous husband as i lay next to his supermodel wife
 
You are missing out.

You have a lot of catching up to do, but do it!

You have until mid July to watch 60 hours.

I want to die at the age of 100 getting shot by a jealous husband while banging his 25 year old wife.
 
Peacefully in bed, under the cover in my sleep. no pain and no hurt.

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