How do you think you would have done with your current skills at ufc1

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    Say you find your 2018 (or prime if you are past it) self entered into the UFC 1 tournament.

    How do you do?
     
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    I would have KO’d Royce and gerard bro


    And then went to Disneyland
     
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    I headbutt everyone's balls into a living death.
     
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    Alot of eye pokes,peds and fence grab if necessary
     
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    I'd have tried to hit up a nirvana show after
     
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    Post technique vid plz


    For a friend.....
     
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    Eyepokes were never legal even in the early days
     
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    Lmao!
     
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    I would've been arrested for murder. I wouldn't have known anything about bjj and probably would thought that Royce character was trying to rape me. I would've been like "you're not raping me in front of all these people" and proceeded to go for something deadly. It would've gone from NHB to prison rules pretty quick. #almostmetoo
     
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    ball shots .... John Holmes style.
     
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  11. CleverNameEh All out of bubblegum

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    Ditto.

    I'm sure we all agree
     
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    I would have won by Stones in the gloves and glass in the trunk.
     
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    two years of judo training with a lot of emphasis on ne-waza. I think against anybody other than good wrestlers or gracie I would have had a chance. I mean those were some big guys in there since I'm a little skinny so I can't say for sure.
     
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