How do you explain the "MMA GOAT" to your casual friends???

[tenniswhiz]

Tell them watch him win his second title at UFC 226

He finished that fight.
Not a fair overall representation.

 

[NobodyNothing]

Easy, tell them to google GSP.

 

[OldBoy91]

I used to point at the MW Champion of the world and tell them how he won the belt with one eye on 2 weeks notice. How all of his losses are to known PED/TRT users and when he finally got the shot, he fucking took it.

After GSP/Gastelum I just hide in the corner and hope nobody asks.

Pssst, It's okay, we both know he's still the GOAT

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I maturbate onto a couch pillow and say that's what it is.

They've never missed a card since.

 

[Bartinho]

5 words: An der son Sil va

 

[Individualthoughtpatterns]

A wrestler from West Linn who remains undefeated in both UFC and Bellator.

 

[Sansnom]

Lmao

 

[runnpray]

I don't tell my friends that I watch MMA. I like to hang out with responsible and rich adults.

 

[podsox]

I say it's between jones, gsp, fedor, and Silva depending on which fanboy you are talking to