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You forgot having dierrhea after pigging out on nachos and messaging me from the toiletOccasional violent outbursts
verbally abuse @Kardashians on kik
Get drunk and recall my failed romances in annoying repetitive detail to @Kardashians
Nap
Consider running off to an Ashram or small Greek Village.
Look in the mirror and remind myself that I'm a tall buff Hispanic god that has at least won the genetic lottery if all else fails in life.
Also consider there are worse fates that being depressed. Like being Goonerview for example.