Holy shit!! Shroom Tech makes NFL player go crazy

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  1. Adjutant

    Adjutant Green Belt

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    Shroom tech may have some great shit in it!
    Richie Incognito went crazy in a Florida gym. Thinking the NSA was after him, and that he was with the FBI

    He threw weights at other gym members, and told a gym member to call the FBI while he was detained

    He explained that he had taken Shroom Tech, and was shaky and darting around like Paulo Fihlo in a fight with Chael

    Wow! Joe Hogan has some explaining to do

    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...lieved-altered-paranoid-state-police-officers
     
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  2. beefcake180

    beefcake180 Aces Wild

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    Or ya know he's been playing football getting hit in the head his entire life.

    Combine that with being a naturally aggressive POS and you've got a volatile human.
     
  3. Striderx5

    Striderx5 麻ベルト

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  4. CBohl

    CBohl Blue Belt

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    lol good, fuck those snake oil salesmen
     
  5. Adjutant

    Adjutant Green Belt

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    Agreed. He seems like a pretty miserable guy. My favorite team is the dolphins, and he definitely had problems there. Evidently, he was pretty awful as a person before that too
     
  6. SeverianB

    SeverianB Hiding in bushes in the 505. Platinum Member

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    Oh damn. My girl Waterson promotes that shit. Fuck.
     
  7. Oshime2

    Oshime2 you were too beautiful for this world

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    Shroom Tech? Really? LOL
     
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  9. Joonyer

    Joonyer White Belt

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    Or is it that Richie Incognito is a fucking douchecanoe waste of oxygen who has been making shitty decisions for 20 years?

    Hmmm, I'm torn.
     
  10. Robert "Bill" McCoy

    Robert "Bill" McCoy Yellow Belt

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    If you followed the NFL in the last few years you'd know this is normal Richie behavior.
     
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  11. mkt

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    I posted about this earlier and mine quickly got sent to Mayberry Lounge...I guess there's isn't much consistency about what topics can be in UFC Discussion...

    As for the cause of this, there are other possibilities: CTE, PEDs or being mentally unstable to begin with..or some combination of those. We've seen a few MMA guys like Mayhem leave the sane world as well.
     
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    Let me clarify that I have no doubt Dickie is seriously spun on some wicked cocktail of elephant adrenaline and HGH+. That just adds to his bar-setting cockbaggery.
     
  13. Adjutant

    Adjutant Green Belt

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    Ah, fuck it. I don’t care where this gets sent. I was just blown away reading it. THEN, shroomtech gets named. I guess surprise and morning coffee got me caught up
     
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    I'm going to go out on a limb and say he was on some prescription pain killers and steroids in addition to whatever else is rumored. Maybe he took a Jon Jones cocktail.
     
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    Haha I take shroom tech before sparring or squats and it helps a lot. I've yet to get schizo. My guess is Richie took more than the recommended dosage, haha.
     
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    whaleshark Hepresent The Nation

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    He was probably on that new legal marihuana stuff
     
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  17. cooks1

    cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    This precisely. This guy is an amazingly talented athlete who is a complete fucking nutjob. I suspect he has some kind of legitimate mental illness.

    If you follow college football, you would have known about this guy since 2001. Shit has followed him all his life
     
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  18. mkt

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    Give him some MMA training and Bellator can have Greg Hardy vs. Incognito. Dada 5000 gets the winner.
     
  19. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal.

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    Don't know if I would or not...
     
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    maybe he was taking magic shroom tech
     

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