High level lawyer here, if DC chooses to sue he can easily put the UFC and JJ bankrupt. | Page 11

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  1. QcChopper YAMMA-HA

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    I think you are being nice giving him the benefit of the doubt, this high-level lawyer says you can sue for "conspiracy". How can a lawyer speak like this? Hell, even a low-level not-lawyer person such as myself would have known to say something like "conspiracy to commit fraud" and English is not even my first language.
     
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  2. TheBulletwithWings El Cucuy's Time!!

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    What type of law?
     
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    Honestly, I love this thread.
     
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  4. LiberalThaiJitsu Double Yellow Card

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    I'm trying to dumb down my language for lower iq guys like yourself. I know you guys don't speak legal jargan
     
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  5. octagon888 Green Belt

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    I too am a high level lawyer as well too
     
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    I think you mean JARGON.

    jar·gon1
    ˈjärɡən/
    noun
    1. special words or expressions that are used by a particular profession or group and are difficult for others to understand.
      "legal jargon"
      synonyms: specialized language, slang, cant, idiom, argot, patter; More
      • a form of language regarded as barbarous, debased, or hybrid.
     
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    I got my dick stuck inside the ice machine at Holiday Inn, please take my case, TS!
     
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    UFC is complying with USADA, testing the fighters constantly, so no.
     
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  10. west42 Purple Belt

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    I imagine ts has an underling at work who corrects all his spelling mistakes.
    Also, i too am a high level attorney, as well as having a gigantic penis.
     
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    I was honestly thinking this as soon as Jones popped. He failed the test the day prior to the fight I believe, so I'm curious when USADA or whoever knew the results? It doesn't seem like the UFC knew he was dirty, so I'm not sure how he could sue them?
     
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  12. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    How many levels and how high are you?
     
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    What can he do to the US anti-doping Association? Because it's their fault any of this happened..... What's the point of drug testing if the damage has already been done.
     
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  17. LiberalThaiJitsu Double Yellow Card

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    he could potentially win millions but any expert in litigation law will tell you they wont recommend filing a civil suit against a federal organization as the courts will immediately be weighted against you. suing USADA would even be more difficult then suing a specific city or state
     
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    Most civil law is based on taking common sense and arguing to the extreme one way or another.
     
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    He was held in contempt of Shercourt.
     
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  20. IamStryker Red Belt

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    I expect better proofreading from a "top level lawyer".
     
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