Have You Ever Taken Steroids/PEDs

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Buff, Jan 5, 2018.

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What's Your Experience With Steroids or PEDs?

  1. No, I have no experience with them

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  2. Yes, I Do Them Now And Then To Stay Buff

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  3. I Have Taken Unprescribed Steroids But Won't Again

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  4. I Have Taken Prescribed Steroids For Medical Reasons

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  5. Nice Try FBI

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  6. I Would If I Could Afford Them

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  7. I Will When I Get Older

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  1. Buff

    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    Sherdog is obviously a place full of 6ft 5 tall 230lb rich college graduates that only bang 10s - this is well established - but how many of us actually cheated to get to this state? I'm keen to know the level of experience with all of these physicians and gym buffs amongst us constantly telling us how PEDs affect you.

    I personally have taken various things that the doctor recommended me, which were Steroids to recoup a back injury, a shoulder injury, and a neck injury all at different times... Never done anything without a prescription, but I have various friends that do, and they function totally fine as humans, they just tend to be constantly chasing pussy.

    Anyway, what with all of that said, let's see what % of sherdog have any credibility on this... And which ones USADA ought to ban from the Internets.

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  2. Frode Falch

    Frode Falch Gold Belt Professional Fighter

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    Nope. But probably will try to get from a doctor in my 50s
     
  3. MMA fan93

    MMA fan93 Blue Belt

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  4. warriorscomeout

    warriorscomeout Silver Belt

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    Androtop this morning
     
  5. west42

    west42 Purple Belt

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    Never took any, but ive sold some.
     
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  6. jojoRed

    jojoRed Brown Belt

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    I plan on it when Im in my late 40s. I wanna look like my hero Dana and suck off Conor.

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  7. carrythezero

    carrythezero Blue Belt

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    I’m a 5’9” 153 lb manlet, so I probably should...but never have.
     
  8. Which Doctor

    Which Doctor The Padkaune Masala & Sya Bhakleb Belt.

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  9. aichokyu

    aichokyu Brown Belt

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    nah I'm a jacked boy. 220 pounds of muscle and natural testosterone. at least as natural as coke jones.
    now I gotta run bang my 11/10
     
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  10. Buff

    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    Standard... I'm only posting here while I wait the dick pills kick in for me to go and bang my next 10 of the day.
     
  11. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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  12. aichokyu

    aichokyu Brown Belt

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    ah those dick pills, they used to make some with a dropplet of my sweat in it as an active ingredient but then athletes who took them started to test positive.
     
  13. tenniswhiz

    tenniswhiz Steel Belt

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    I haven’t taken anabolic steroids but I think most of us have taken substances that are banned by USADA.

    Androstenedione, Cortisone, Prednisone, and a bunch of OTC crap from GNC type stores...
     
  14. shortlefthook

    shortlefthook 305 where I reside

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    Never taken any anabolics because I'm in my 20s and still wake up with solid wood..
    I have taken ibutamoren (same thing yoel failed for) it's a sarm.
    it did nothing besides make me very hungry and sleep.
    I did gain about 10lbs on it, but allot was water retention mostly around my joints and stuff. my watch was not fitting comfortabley around my wrist while on it.
    After 4 months of dosing I stopped after the weight gains stopped (not the initial 10lbs of water) and it was effecting my life because how tired it was making me.
    I also lost that 10lbs of water 2 weeks after the fact and kept the strength going natty
    As far as benefits go I never had such a deep sleep in my life, and my strength went up in result of all the food and sleep
     
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  15. Rav7n

    Rav7n Black Belt

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    Nope.. Never touched roids.
    Have had shed loads of coke and ecstacy and lsd so it's all good..
     
  16. Jackonfire

    Jackonfire Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Only for the side effects.

    Roid rage helps me on my daily commute.
     
  17. aichokyu

    aichokyu Brown Belt

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    hungry and sleepy ? hmm

    did you eaty and trainy ?
     
  18. fightfan84

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    I have taken anavar, but that's it. Most my buddies are on something, EQ, MAss and test seem to be the most common between them. All who take test swear by it and think I'm retarded not running it. Not just for muscle gain but all the other benefits but my main issue with it is they cant get off it. seems like once you start your in for the long haul
     
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    shortlefthook 305 where I reside

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    I'm not into tranny's if that's what you're asking bro
     
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  20. Jafar

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    Are yams considered steroids because I do stuff with yams
     

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