Have you ever had a Turducken?

[Clippy]

I've always wanted one but don't know if my dream will ever come true

For those who don't know it's a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken - and you can probably put more things in there if you want

I want one soooooooooooo bad

But I don't have the where withall to make one of these

 

[BisexualMMA]

Dr. Heiter to Duck: I know definitely you are the middle piece.

 

[Jkillah]

It's more of a novelty item. You can eat better turkey, chicken, or duck if you buy them separately.

 

[Drenalin]

Duck is gross & there's no need to ruin a turkey by adding duck to it

 

[loisestrad]

Duck is gross & there's no need to ruin a turkey by adding duck to it

What? Duck is delicious! And even if you don't think so, I can't fathom why anyone would say: Turkey is delicious, but duck is gross. It's not that they're that far apart.

 

[Drenalin]

What? Duck is delicious! And even if you don't think so, I can't fathom how why anyone would say: Turkey is delicious, but duck is gross. It's not that they're that far apart.

Well I've only ever had duck at the Chinese buffet lol but it was gross. I like white meat & the duck I've had was dark & greasy. I expect some jokes after that last sentence

 

[Clippy]

Well I've only ever had duck at the Chinese buffet lol but it was gross. I like white meat & the duck I've had was dark & greasy. I expect some jokes after that last sentence

Anything at a Chinese buffet is gross

You can't base anything in life off a Chinese buffet

 

[Drenalin]

Anything at a Chinese buffet is gross

You can't base anything in life off a Chinese buffet

Well I really went to that Chinese buffet because they had crab legs on the weekend & they also had Mongolian BBQ. Too things that I love.

I've always heard from my hunting buddies that ducks & geese are both not very good. And turkey is amazing! I feel like if anything should be added to turkey, it should be bacon

 

[Clippy]

Well I really went to that Chinese buffet because they had crab legs on the weekend & they also had Mongolian BBQ. Too things that I love.

I've always heard from my hunting buddies that ducks & geese are both not very good. And turkey is amazing! I feel like if anything should be added to turkey, it should be bacon

You need to try it bro

You can't go by what others say

 

[Final Rehab]

I've always wanted to try a Cowpiglamturducken. A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a lamb inside a pig inside a cow. Cook it for 12 hours or so in a pit. Legendary.

 

[Drenalin]

You need to try it bro

You can't go by what others say

Ok I'll try it lol funny thing is when I'm deer hunting I always see ducks. I hunt along a creek full of wood ducks. Maybe I'll try to get one with my bow. I usually just sit there & watch them goose eachother (stick their beaks in each other's butts).

Also I always see turkey. I could potentially get a turkey & a duck to make my own turducken!

 

[loisestrad]

Well I've only ever had duck at the Chinese buffet lol but it was gross. I like white meat & the duck I've had was dark & greasy. I expect some jokes after that last sentence

Well, it's probably part cultural. As a dane, eating duck is a thing. Duck is traditionally served for Christmas dinner, and we've even got a thing called "Mortens aften" where duck is traditionally served as well.

 

[Clippy]

Ok I'll try it lol funny thing is when I'm deer hunting I always see ducks. I hunt along a creek full of wood ducks. Maybe I'll try to get one with my bow. I usually just sit there & watch them goose eachother (stick their beaks in each other's butts).

Also I always see turkey. I could potentially get a turkey & a duck to make my own turducken!

still need a chicken

Oh! You could make a deerturducken

 

[Clippy]

Well, it's probably part cultural. As a dane, eating duck is a thing. Duck is traditionally served for Christmas dinner, and we've even got a thing called "Mortens aften" where duck is traditionally served as well.

Me and the wife use to do it valentines day

 

[Drenalin]

still need a chicken

Oh! You could make a deerturducken

A deerturducken sounds amazing! Or if I wanna stick with the wild bird theme I could get some quail for a quailturduck

 

[Clippy]

A deerturducken sounds amazing! Or if I wanna stick with the wild bird theme I could get some quail for a quailturduck

You're a mad man

Can we shake and bake this?

 

[Drenalin]

You're a mad man

Can we shake and bake this?

Shake & bake it is. Wouldn't have it any other way!

 

[Clippy]

Shake & bake it is. Wouldn't have it any other way!

How many shake and bakes would you need to cover a deer?

We're going to have to rig up a series of pulleys to shake the deer up in the industrial sized garbage bag full of 500 packages of shake and bake

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Had one for Easter in 2015. Was pretty disappointed with it to be honest. It was basically a case of the goodness of all three meats somehow not being cumulative.

It can only be described as being less than the sum of its parts.

I’m a big fan of duck and somehow being in between a turkey and chicken really dried it out and sucked out the flavour.

 

[Drenalin]

How many shake and bakes would you need to cover a deer?

We're going to have to rig up a series of pulleys to shake the deer up in the industrial sized garbage bag full of 500 packages of shake and bake

Well i was thinking about placing deer tenderloins inside the turkey, but if we wanna put the turkey inside the deer, we really are talking about lots of shake & bake packages!

I suppose I could fit the deer in the industrial sized garbage bag. Then add a 5 gallons bucket full of shake & bake mix. Then stick my leave blower inside to shake it all up & evenly coat the deer meat. Kinda like sand blasting the deer with shake & bake mix lol