Have you ever fucked your friend's mom?

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    Have you ever fucked your friends' mom?

    I'm willing to let this thread turn into a "I used to fantasize about my friend's moms when I was a kid", but I want to hear the real stories...

    Unfortunately, my window of oppurtunity is closed since I'm no longer a teen and all my friends' moms are probably really old now, but... comence with the stories.
     
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    i fucked your mom and you are not my friend
     
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    well i fucked my own mom does that count?
     
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    I fucked my mom's friend who's my friend's mom
     
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    i fucked my sons mom
     
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    I fucked my mom's mom.
     
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    hey, come on now, your mentor is my favorite fighter. You can fuck my mom, but why can't I be your friend?

    On a side note, my mom is over 200 pounds and not even 5-foot high; She'd break you in fucking half if you tried to fuck her.

    My mom > you via fatass nastiness at 2:14 1st.
     
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    and no, fucking your own mom doesn't count.


    If you did fuck someone else's mom, can you please elaborate? That's the point of this thread, I want to read some stories. I promise to respond to every creative post that has 5 or more unique sentences.
     
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    what's the social atmosphere in Tooele, utah anyway?...
     
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    Of course, everyone on the internet has fucked every mom they have ever met. Whether it was their friends or not.
     
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    gayest post ever. wow.
     
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    I have no friends. I have, however, fucked countless pot bellied pigs and at least two blind squirrels wearing tin foil helmets and miniature "agent cody banks" fannypacks
     
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    I know this goes without saying. But you are not very bright.
     
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    No ... But i was very tempted once
     
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    My friends mother got divorced when i was younger, and during/after the divorce she wont on this whole rightous losing weight and becoming hot thing. She shed a ton of weight, got a nice ass, and kept those big ass titties. I never fucked her but this one time i was in the car with her and she was talking and i was just thinking "man id love to tittyfuck you". Then her daughter got in the car a minute later. End.
     
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    why do you have a pic of Horn in your av if you're a pro fighter? Fuck dude, come into the 20th century & buy a digital camera like everybody else.
     
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  17. creoltein Guest

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    have you ever fantasized about fucking your dad's friend?
     
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    ther is none
     
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    no way dude.. that would be a nightmare.


    btw:this thread sucks like your avatar.
     
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  20. my mom fucked my friend
     
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