Have you ever cheated on your wife/gf?

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  1. Lawblaw

    Lawblaw Black Belt

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    I cheated on my gf back in the day when I was in my late teens, and to be honest I felt a bit bad about myself afterwards.

    We were just starting our relationship so I didn't feel really committed still.

    How about you sherbros? Kinda hard to stay loyal when you're 6'4 245lbs of muscle, steel and sex appeal.
     
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    Thinly veiled boast thread about having a wife/gf.
     
  3. NoSmilez

    NoSmilez Black Belt

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    I told my girlfriend that I am going to jerk off to muscular black girls after we got into a fight. She really really got crazy and broke my iphone
     
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  4. ctrlaltdelete

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    I did once.

    totally backfired.. It was supposed to be revenge adultery.. Found out she never cheated.
     
  5. horc00

    horc00 Purple Belt

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  6. horc00

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    I bet you already knew that but you just needed an excuse to bang another poon.
     
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    Honestly didn't. Ended pretty terribly / hilariously
     
  8. Goonerview

    Goonerview Gold Belt

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    I just don't see the point in relationships unless you are actually going to have a kid/get married/live together.
     
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  9. horc00

    horc00 Purple Belt

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    So you're just gonna bang random girls until you randomly pick one to have a kid/get married/live together?
     
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  10. Teddy Brukshot

    Teddy Brukshot Top Shotta Banned

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    Not on my wife but on many of my past girlfriends.
     
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  11. Goonerview

    Goonerview Gold Belt

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    No.

    Just have a rotation of girls that I see. They're not random.

    What's the point of being exclusive with someone if it isn't going anywhere? It's illogical.
     
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  12. Bubzeh

    Bubzeh Fighting Brexit

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    There's only so much sleeping around and conquering random lasses you can do before you start feeling worthless. Bleak times when you have to start dipping below 6/10s.
     
  13. Anialater

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    I only cheat on my gf with my wife.
     
  14. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

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    Nope. Never cheated. I flirt quite happily and tend to get on well with women but despite quite a few offers I've always declined. There's been a few she never would have found out about when I was working abroad and they've offered it on a plate but I've said no.
     
  15. Orgasmo

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    Regularly with Lady Five Finger, up to three times a day

    I gave my girlfriend a new iPad two weeks ago.

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  16. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    I'm single but I think I cheated on all of them. Just doing the solo scumbag thing for awhile! I'm a caring and supportive partner I just have a hard time being with one woman sexually.
     
  17. Warlord Palis

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    Oh wow you cheated on your first girlfriend, cool congrats. So what was his name?
     
  18. dc007

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    Yes. Not proud of it but it happened.
     
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