Guys, we have a P4P cringe contender to 'dont fear me...'

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  1. MMA fan93

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    Okay, nothing compares to 'done fear me...*crickets*', but here goes nothing.

    Wonderboy handshake fail


    And to give the thread more depth, here are other handshake fails in the UFC:
     
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    If you are left hanging on a handshake,
    you should just slap the other guy in the nuts.
    Sorry but that's the rule.
     
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    Left hand handshake? Wtf?
     
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    I thought the Wonderboy handshake thing was funny. He handled it well.
     
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    Most men don't wash their hands frequently enough
     
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    Who wants to see me fight in perth??

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
     
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    Well he IS a soutpaw.
     
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    Didn't cringe. He played along with it well.

    bonus;

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    He was a sport about it. Realized how awkward it seemed and played along.
     
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    That’s why I prefer the fist bump over the shake
     
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    he should hit up rampage for some tips
     
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    This is correct and he should've yanked/twisted Megan's dirty pillows in that particular moment.
     
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    congrats on waking up from your 9 week Coma, TS.
     
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    Boogie woman still goat
     
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    i go with the elbows
     
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    Wonderboy took it like a man :)
     
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    She had the microphone in her right hand.
     
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    chuckleknuckle Non binary - racially neutral - anarcho fascinista

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    I once fired an employee, and held out my hand for him to give me his keys. He thought I was holding it out so he could shake it, so he did. We just stood looking at each other awkwardly.

    From that point on, i've never shook anyone's hand, nor will I. I'd rather leave them hanging than be the hanger.
     

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