Greatest real life "Final Destination"

[Jack Handy jr]

I think the tree trimmer that bought it after failing to light a cigarette and subsequently trying to catch his dropped lighter

Then falling boots first into an industrial strength wood chipper was the knargliest way to go I've ever heard of.

This is meant to be a macabre humor type thread however if you want to mention a bloke that went out valiantly then go head.

Also feel free to mention how you'd ideally like to go out in a humorous or over the top instant admittance into Valhalla type of way. Looking for creativety here boys

Ill get it out of the way snu snu go

 

[Peteyandjia]

Seth MacFarlane had a ticket to get on the plane from Boston to NYC, that ended up in the North Tower on 9/11. If Final Destination was really a thing, he would have bit the dust at some point soon after that. Instead, he ended up becoming a multi-bajillionaire from Family Guy, and banging Khaleesi in real life. Seth laughs at the gods, in their face, and they will dew fookin nootin.

 

[HOV]

Not surprisingly I would love to go as peacefully as possible, but if I had to die in an excruciating gnarly way...I would love to die in a large fire alongside my enemies with us all watching each other burn....

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Not surprisingly I would love to go as peacefully as possible, but if I had to die in an excruciating gnarly way...I would love to die in a large fire alongside my enemies with us all watching each other burn....

I like it

 

[John Wang]

Final Destination thread??? fuckk yeah!!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Seth MacFarlane had a ticket to get on the plane from Boston to NYC, that ended up in the North Tower on 9/11. If Final Destination was really a thing, he would have bit the dust at some point soon after that. Instead, he ended up becoming a multi-bajillionaire from Family Guy, and banging Khaleesi in real life. Seth laughs at the gods, in their face, and they will dew fookin nootin.

Actually, Death has intended to kill home ever since Family Guy started to suck. But Seth has just been able to read the signs.

 

[neverwas]

wanna go out in style,when the cops find me its gonna be with a pile of coke that tony montana would be jealous of,at least 3 hookers who where gymnasts before and an empty packet of viagra.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

wanna go out in style,when the cops find me its gonna be with a pile of coke that tony montana would be jealous of,at least 3 hookers who where gymnasts before and an empty packet of viagra.

You will be the sole reason I ever start liking Batman bro.....awesome ending to a great life btw.

Just need to up the hedonism a bit maybe a pile of coke and some LSD while drinking pop rocks infused diet pepsi

 

[neverwas]

You will be the sole reason I ever start liking Batman bro.....awesome ending to a great life btw.

Just need to up the hedonism a bit maybe a pile of coke and some LSD while drinking pop rocks infused diet pepsi

i dont do diet anything jack,full fat all the way.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I think those two bros at the San Francisco zoo that got shredded to death by that tiger was hilarious.

I mean who wouldn't want to taunt a tiger from the safety that a 20 ft moat provides

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I've always thought a parachute accident or hot air balloon death would be a funny way to go out

Least funny would be a final destination via flamethrower

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

"I heard your grandma died dude, how did she die?

Man....she flipped her Vette bro" - Nick Swardson

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

wanna go out in style,when the cops find me its gonna be with a pile of coke that tony montana would be jealous of,at least 3 hookers who where gymnasts before and an empty packet of viagra.

 

[potemkin723]

Walking while drinking on a glass, I have a vision that I will slip while walking and hit my face first breaking the drinking glass unto my face.

 

[Zer]

Accidentally swallowed my Listerine once

 

[the ambush]

A real life omen was the Grizzly Man Timothy Treadwell's fate from a brown bear