Goldberg-isms in Bellator

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  1. SSgt Dickweed

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    What will be the soon-to-be epic sound offs Mike Goldberg will make in his Bellator debut?

    Just before Fedor-Mitrione starts: "Let's see who has the bigger cojones in the Big Apple."

    After Chael-Wanderlei: "Wanderlei Silva beats......Wanderlei Silva beaten by Chael Sonnen."

    On Aaron Pico-Zach Freeman: "Can Aaron Pico pick his way to his first Bellator win?"
     
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    Yep, Bellator Circle control, Mauro
     
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    "Fedor taking a book out of Meathead's chapter". "Andre Ward respects the hands of Aaron Pico". "Manhoef is the Kobe Bryant of BJJ".
     
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    "Fedor is a forty-something in a thirty-something crowd."
     
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    I hope we hear his classic lines.

    It sucks without him in the UFC.
     
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    "How can we forget how Fedor brutalized Mark Hunt for 8 minutes, Mauro"
     
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    Paul Daley is one of the classiest fighters ....
    Patricio and Patricky used to pound each other behind the favela
    Chico Ortiz
     
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    Whoa, I can hear him saying that.
     
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    Everything else is virtually identical
     
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    He just said this one - it was hilarious
     
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    Maybe a nod to the dukes of hazzard

    Aaron Pico HypeTrain
     
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    Sounds like we're watching UFC, strange
     
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    Just tuned in and well...this feels like I'm watching UFC circa 2012...pre reebok deal.
     
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