GF bought me an Ipad, then cheated on me.

[BOXINGMMAFREAK]

she drove 7-10 hours for some dick

what is your sex life with her like?

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

A ring is the only thing that will stop me. I won't fuck around with a married woman, but a girl just dating? That's still fair game in my book.

I asked a girl if she was single once and she told me, Im seeing someone but Im looking at my finger and I dont see a ring. What do you want to do?

Women. :icon_neut

 

[KrazyKanadian]

she drove 7-10 hours for some dick

what is your sex life with her like?

if that's how it turns out...do you really even have to ask?

poor to non-existant.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

she drove 7-10 hours for some dick

what is your sex life with her like?

Again. Fucking brutal.

 

[theskza]

After reading the thread I think she's going to give you the iPad, then break up with you in a few days. I wouldn't confront her at all. Just get the ring back, make sure the iPad is safe, and maybe steel some other shit of hers that is expensive. Do it ASAP.

 

[Sweet_Leaf]

Man, if my girlfriend cheated on me, I'd cut her fucking head off. BUT

If she got me an Ipad...I'd see if I could get a ps3 out of her too.


edit: When she comes home, make sure you have "Kim" by Eminem blaring in the background.

 

[BOXINGMMAFREAK]

if that's how it turns out...do you really even have to ask?

poor to non-existant.

you never know, maybe they have a ton of sex. girls like dick just as much as we like pussy.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

you never know, maybe they have a ton of sex. girls like dick just as much as we like pussy.

They dont want us to know that though.

 

[TwinsOfEvil]

At the very least, you Take photos of her depravity. (Gets these first)
Then get the ring. Then the iPad. Then ask for a large sum of
Money(just to see if she'll give it to you).

Then all bets are Fucking off. Do what you must, to show her how a
FUCKING ALPHA handles shit-whores.

 

[Kanster]

Take the iPad, nut in her face and keep it moving.

 

[Paulaoki]

get the ipad and pretend everything is OK.

next day ,dress up like Gollum from LOTR..
snatch the ring off her and say "my precious ,my precious...I need my precioussss"
then dump her ..

burst out lolling hard must admit

 

[Failcake]

The more I think about it the more I am convinced of one thing: There's no fucking ipad. She's lying about that too.

 

[cooks1]

Take Ipad then just never communicate with her again. Don't even give her an explanation.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Take Ipad then just never communicate with her again. Don't even give her an explanation.

This. Girls hate to be ignored. She'll be crawling back to you because you ignore her.

 

[minute bull]

Take the ipad and smash it in front of her. Tell her you know.

Take the iPad and smash her in front of it...

 

[Paulaoki]

but did she see the other guy or still we don't know?

 

[thebluerider]

Since you can't get away with punching her, I would take it from her then smash at her feet.

 

[BattleNow**]

Pretend all is fine and destroy her.

Use her up video it take pic do nasty stuff to her treat her like a total whore till she breaks and accepts shes a worthless useless whore. Then when shes totally depended on you for survival due to her pathetically weak psyche.

You give her the boot.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Be gone before she gets home.
Leave a note asking for the ring back.
F the Ipad. Your integrity will be the ultimate payback.

 

[Ruskhan]

fuck ipod man, destroy the bitch :icon_evil