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Don't dump her, she just bought u a 600$ ipad, use her for money/gifts, and fuck other girls.
Take the ipad. Wait a day or two, tell her you are going to buy some jewelry so you could get the ring cleaned while you are there, and then the second she is out sight, dump via text.
1 - Apple's shit is getting more and more expensive.
2 - Relationship = doomed.
3 - Accept #2.
4 - Accept the iPad. Feign happiness.
5 - Ask for the ring back with a story like: "You're the best. I want to have something special engraved in the band. Please give me the ring so that I can bring it to the shop tomorrow. Love you shmoopy!"
6 - *Optional* If you've managed to get ahold of the ring, then you might consider sawing-off a piece, one last time. Feel free to indulge your inner, repressed pig: aim for the mouth, hair, or better yet, give her a dose of red-eye. Try to play the back-9, slap her ass like she's a whore (well, isn't she?)...whatever your little heart desires. Even better, try taking a compromising pic of her while you nail her from behind or something demeaning - save this pic for #8 below.
7 - Tomorrow happens.
8 - Replace the iPad with something of equal weight, such as a heavy picture frame with the candid from #6 above.
9 - Tape up the iPad box really well.
10 - Give iSlut back the "gift" with some barbs like "Sorry, but upon reflection, I can't accept a gift from a rotten, lying, whore like you. Maybe you can give this to iNotsoEx or return it for the cash so's the two of you can have another little getaway. Either way, fack orf. Liar. Cheater. Whore." If you're uncertain of what to say, or need to get psyched up, please refer to any of the easily obtainable mpegs of the calls between Mel Gibson and his ex.
11 - Get what you can for the ring and treat yourself to something nice.
12 - Await with great anticipation for the text/calls/stories of what happens when iSlut attempts to get a refund or gives iNotsoEx a present of her looking like a whore.
13 - Become subject of "F*ck Yeah!" meme.
14 - Become the first guy with this sort of dilemna to win at Sherdog.
ok i just read the whole thread, lol she drove 500 miles just to see a guy? she must love him. make sure u get that ring back, but don't confront her till u get it back.
She drove 500 miles to be with a guy that has no transportation? And you bought her a 3k ring?
You should get in touch with that guy and ask him how to properly make love to a woman.
before or after the Ts kicks his hass?
Don't hate the playa.... :redface:
Yeah but what if the "playa" knew this girl already had a boyfriend and still smashed her anyway.
Yeah but what if the "playa" knew this girl already had a boyfriend and still smashed her anyway.
You wouldnt be saying that if some other guy came along and stole your girl right out from under you. You'd be singing a different tune then.