German man gets penis caught in weight plate

[5crew]

wait, you can train your penis?

 

[FacePunch]

Fuck working out.

 

[Prefect]

In his defense, that weight plate was a GOD DAMN WHORE.

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

This guy maintained an erection the whole time? Must have been on Viagra...
The wife's vagina is just not what it used to be...but a fucking weight plate? That's the definition of 'desperation'.

Did they show him some footage of Amy Schumer in a bikini to try to loosen him???

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

I don't like to brag but I'm masturbating with the 45 lb plates not those little 2.5 lb ones

 

[ShoelessRye]

So was he hanging it from his penis to lengthen/stretch it or was he erect and doing kegal lifts. I have to imagine the latter, and once the head was through and he was erect it couldn't be slid off, and probably trapped the blood in the penis as reason it wouldn't just lose the erection.

 

[Übermacht]

@Übermacht you safe bro?

That's sounds br00tl. My chram's still hanging tho, thanks for asking. I would never live in Worms and I would never use 2.5kg weights for my workouts. Dude must be a massive Schwuchtel!

 

[KYS]

That's sounds br00tl. My chram's still hanging tho, thanks for asking. I would never live in Worms and I would never use 2.5kg weights for my workouts. Dude must be a massive Schwuchtel!

I'm not a Schwuchtel, OK?

Ich bin keine SCHwUCHTEL!!!!!1!!

 

[punkmother]

this is the biggest danger of penis curls.

 

[Milgrim]

 

[ReAnimator Reagan]

Never stick your penis in anything you cannot have a conversation with.

 

[BEER]

We've all thought it.

I see a hole, I want to fuck it.

 

[Hyperglide]

it's called pumping iron, not humping iron.

Oh he was pumping it alright.

 

[Pwent]

decent girth imo

 

[Zer]

First the unicycle guy and now this? German dudes going crazy. We need to start another world war just to get back to normal

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@Zer is German, right?

Are you new here? ZER IS ASIAN!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

decent girth imo

 

[ralphc1]

More information is needed. What size was the hole in the plate, 1 inch [25mm] or 2 inch [50mm]? Inquiring minds want to know! If it's 1 inch, which I suspect it is, how did he get his penis in it in the first place? If it's 2 inch, which porn star was it?

 

[mushishi]

1" diameter plate?

 

[ralphc1]

1" diameter plate?

Figures. If it was 2 inch I'd have wanted my name in the news article.