Gabourney Sidebe Transformation

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Would tap?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Maybe

  4. If you get paid

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  1. Hyperglide

    Hyperglide Addicted to Synthahol

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    Dat look when you just ate an entire cake and didn't get any frosting on your face.
     
  2. Mike

    Mike Apathetic Belt

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  3. wonderbread

    wonderbread Stiff Member Yellow Card

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    Ironically I ate chicken wings with her at the Red Dog Tavern on South Shore Road..

    http://reddogtavern.com/
     
  4. Cint

    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Never be a leading lady even if she lost the weight. But she'll keep working because of her talent.
     
  5. SenorGuillen

    SenorGuillen Your Nightshift Manager from Hell

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    And did I said I will hit on her?

    No. You fail, fat boy. lol
     
  6. Bob Gray

    Bob Gray Deadlights Belt Platinum Member

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    I'm honestly curious. Once you're that fat wouldn't be relatively easy to lose weight? I mean in comparison to someone who's 30pounds overweight and wants to get in shape. It seems like she could lose 100 pounds just by not eating so goddamn much.
     
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  7. Cint

    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    The Philippinian gardener who takes care of my parents yard is grossly obese. He's really short but looks like he weighs at least 250 lbs. Thought most Phillipinians are skinny? @loyalyolayal @Pugilistic
     
  8. lifelessheap

    lifelessheap Silver Belt

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    Trayvon's girlfriend/10
     
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  9. RerouteToRemain

    RerouteToRemain Silver Belt

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    "If you get paid"

    How much we talking here?
     
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  10. Dick

    Dick 1PunchKO Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Pretty much. It's their lack of self control that screws them over. Once a fat person starts working out, they feel entitled to reward themselves after finally getting their ass off the couch and doing a workout. Then they reward themselves with a super sized Mcdonalds double quarter pounder meal with a diet coke.
     
  11. Coolthulu

    Coolthulu Green Belt

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  12. Cint

    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    I'd tap dat fat ass. @SenorGuillen

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  13. Pineapple Randy

    Pineapple Randy Hear me talkin' to you? Platinum Member

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    if she was freshly waxed and straight out of the shower, I would for money
     
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    Here we go again. @Coolthulu

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    How about $666? @RerouteToRemain
     
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    She's a good actor.
     
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    MoparOrNoCar Brown Belt

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    Can't believe I'm the only one that liked the original post.

    High quality troll job Cint.
     
  19. RerouteToRemain

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    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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