Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Cint, Nov 20, 2016.
That’s a lot of meat to poontisserie.
I'll take her mouth and you can have her rear-end. @DragRacer
why yes. yes they do.
and with a kick stand!
a picture is worth a thousand words
Becky is still big af.
what in the actual fuck
Yo mamma is so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.
I think you put a "0" too much in the sentence about how much weight she lost. She is still manbearpig size.
yo momma jacked the koolaid man for sip
It’d look like two whooping cranes stuck to a hippo
She needs a couple hundred more and even then, she's gonna look like a Melted Ice Cream Cone.
You ever see someone who lost tons of weight and think this when you see them
"You looked better fat"
Was a ceiling mounted harness involved?
I'm ready for Gabby. @DragRacer
I confess...I was bluffing.
The fact of the matter is...
I would not, could not in the rain
I would not, could not run a train
I would not could not with a fox
I would not could not in her box
I’m sure she’s a very lovely girl
But if I stirred those guts I’d hurl.
Okay you can watch me bang. @DragRacer
I don't think I can get it up even if I was paid a million dollars.
Bitch still look like all of night time.
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