Funny storypeople

[Paladin]

went to hit the town tonight. Ended up in a club. Maybe I have a strange sense of humor but I found it extremely hilarious watching people fold over their hard earned cash to scantily clad women

 

[Devout Pessimist]

Hilarious.

 

[Paladin]

Hilarious.

$15 atm charge and shit, and there is a line at the atm <Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[Devout Pessimist]

$15 atm charge and shit, and there is a line at the atm <Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[Paladin]

Dude, even going to the rest room costs $$.
Some guy is chilling in there and mean mugs you when you gm don’t tip

 

[hillelslovak87]

You think you have a weird sense of humor? Nah dawg.

In 2014, I was in Seattle on the second to roof level of a parking garage, near Virginia Mason hospital. I was leaning against the railing smoking a joint, I was just staring into the middle distance. Out of nowhere, I see a guy fly right past me. A guy wearing what looked like a red dirt biking costume committed suicide.

The weirdest part was that it did not register for a good second. I distinctly remember going "Fuckin Eddie Guerrero? haha."

This is exactly what it looked like. Then I looked down, and saw a shit ton of blood. He bodied directly onto the pavement. I did not see the impact, but I caught it enough to see the blood spray.

Talked to cops, and other people at the scene, could not get the frog splash out of my mind.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Swallow your pride.
Flirt with a fat chick.
?????
Profit.

 

[calavera2]

You should try church... there's not even scantily clad women, it's a riot.

 

[Paladin]

Swallow your pride.
Flirt with a fat chick.
?????
Profit.

Dude, if you make eye contact, they will be coming to try their luck, whispering stuff like “you are so cute! I really want to dance with a cute guy! All the other guys are so old” <Lmaoo>

 

[weed]