Funny shit students say

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  1. jack36767

    jack36767 Brown Belt

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    The "you're so strong" and the lower belts who say "good job" are almost always being passive aggressive
     
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    = "...my hobbyist ego refuses to allow me to acknowledge that you're the better athlete."
     
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    xMTDx A grappling dad

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    'Can you show me some leglocks?'- new dude in his second class
     
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    Rolling with a teen. His first class. 100 pounds soaked on his heaviest day.

    I let him pass my guard and he sits on my belly, steps on my lower forearm and pulls from the upper forearm.

    "What are you doing"
    Deadpan serious "I'm trying to break your arm"

    LOL'd hard.
     
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