From 1-10, which women are a 1, 5 and 9?

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  1. Caveat

    Caveat Cold Light of the Moon Belt Platinum Member

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    Damn, I could not have written this better myself. They even mentioned my personal niches of redheads and excellent feet.

    +1.
     
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  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I think whoever made this has no soul. I can't say I disagree with it, but imagine being one of the women in the bottom part of the scale and stumbling across this.
     
  3. Mariah Larry

    Mariah Larry Sweet Fantasy Buddy

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    Don't sell yourself short.

    I have good faith that you know how to spell the word "neutral."
     
  4. Fedorgasm

    Fedorgasm Red Belt

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    1 = Suicidal Ronda

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    5 = Everyday Ronda
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    9 = Dehydrated Ronda
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    If I were Travis, I'd never let her drink water.
     
  5. Anialater

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    1. Amy schumer
    5. kaley cuoco
    9. Jessica biel
     
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  6. Mariah Larry

    Mariah Larry Sweet Fantasy Buddy

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    You forget Bum a Cigarette Rhonda™

    [​IMG]/10
     
  7. Roca

    Roca Banned Banned

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    I refuse to partake in this objectification
     
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  8. Cint

    Cint Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Why didn't you tag @Roca? His standards for women is lower than @Clippy or mine.
     
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    Graves ******WTF Belt****** Platinum Member

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    all I know is that when I go to the bar,
    a 2 at 10 is usually a 10 at 2.
     
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  10. Roca

    Roca Banned Banned

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    I'm Nelson, You're Lisa

    wait a minute.

    @lsa are you a woman named lisa?
     
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  11. Horse Style

    Horse Style Red Belt

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    I figured @Roca couldn't be bothered to leave his @Clippy shrine in his closet for 5 seconds to make a decent reply.
     
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  12. Roca

    Roca Banned Banned

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    Bud I have like 15,000 posts, I have a laptop in there.
     
  13. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    EDIT: Ok, I feel bad.
     
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  14. lts5025

    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    When she's talking to Gary Oldman in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and tells him she's "seriously underfucked" I threw up a little in my mouth.

    But I watched her on Travel Man with Richard Ayowade and thought she was a pretty cool travel companion. Would not bang though.
     
  15. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    This is respectable
     
  16. Horse Style

    Horse Style Red Belt

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    I used to think Tina Fey was hot. That was back during a long dry spell for me.

    Tina Fey is the most plain-looking woman on TV today
     
  17. IndyCovaHart

    IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    Kaley Cuoco at 5 is far from respectable in my book.

    Calling her average is a stretch.
     
  18. I Am Legion

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    I wonder what women would judge men like. Def not as harsh. Other factors like money, humor, confidence play in. We just see the outside lol.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Plus her body is all weirded out with her long ass and tiny boobs
     
  20. ultimateriley-o

    ultimateriley-o Lego Maniac

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    A legit 1 is like an obese multiple amputee with jacked up teeth and severe acne and no redeeming physical qualities. Like not even kinda nice eyes or hair. That's a 1. Lena Dunham is a 3.5 or so because despite being hideous, she at least has all her limbs and isn't a walking flabalanche.
     
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