From 1-10, which women are a 1, 5 and 9? | Page 2

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  1. FyrFytr998 Red Belt

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    I hear you dude, but 10's are subjective. These chicks have been on the losing end of a vs. poll.
     
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    1-I rather kill myself than hit it
    5-I'll hit it if she asks me to and there's no work/effort involved
    9-I would kill almost everyone in this room for just the chance to hit it
     
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    If we are talking strictly actors.

    1 - Gabourey Sidibe
    5 - Janine Garofalo
    9 - Charlize Theron
     
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    Some of these famous "women" in this thread are men. Do some research before you lust after some "female" celebrity.
     
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    Lena Dunaham is gross but a 1 has to be worse like Pepper from American Horror Story.
    A 5 is right in the middle so should be "fair" like Amy Shumer
    A 9 is Victoria Secret models.

    1. Train wreck, deformed
    2. Morbidly obese, ugly
    3. Ugly
    4. Homely, plain
    5. Fair, nothing extreme either way
    6. Average
    7. Above average, something good
    8. Very good-in shape and pretty
    9. Excellent-stunnng
    10. Perfection
     
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  6. HHJ Plutonium Belt

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    Nah she gets higher than that. Meryl Streep in her youth was a beautiful woman. Maybe not a 10 but no lower than 7
     
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    Shit bro, what would you do to bang a 10?

    Trying to think of a female celebrity that's a 1 is breaking my brain. 1 is like you're stuck on a desert island with them and would rather fuck a coconut.
     
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    I dont know who i would give a 1. Who is that repulsive that they let be on tv? lol

    Even the ugliest female characters tend to not be that ugly in real life. Taryn Manning is like a 1 onscreen but then turns into maybe a 4 or 5 offscreen.
     
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    9 0r 10

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    2 5s equal a 10
     
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    Prime Tina Fey is definitely above a 5. Did you see her Maxim spread years ago?
     
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    A few city blocks.

    For real, if a 10 said she found serial killers kinda hot, the FBI would need a huge task force.
     
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    hahahahah
    these are good picks. Rachel Maddow would go up a few numbers if she just grew her hair out...the Clintons make Cyborg look fuckable,good lord
     
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    The actress can clean up good

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    Lena Dunham is definitely not a 1, she's like a 4.
     
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    I know you meant the character and not the actress and this case works more in reverse but damn it's scary what can be accomplished with a little war paint.
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    Good scale.

    Whoa! Rachel Dratch ain't nowhere near my fist list but she's homely-to-meh, not a morlock. Like if a well-meaning aunt set you up with her, you might meet her for lunch to be polite and talk about work the whole time. A "1" should be on the "Oh fuck! Do not reproduce unless you're a physicist or something, please."
     
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    Kathy Burke is probably the ugliest female celebrity you would come across. She's legit funny though and lol's count for a lot.

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    Maybe, but with all due respect to George Carlin, 5 two's do not.
     
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    Her personality is a one. Same for Schumer.
     
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    Lmao exactly. Plus the fkn earth is flat
     
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