From 1-10, which women are a 1, 5 and 9?

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  1. Horse Style

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    A 5 or a 9 can vary drastically depending on who you're asking on this forum. So to get a better picture of your personal tastes, list a celebrity that is a 1, a 5 or a 9 on your personal scale.

    I say 9, instead of 10, because there are posters who feel they've never come across a 10. Remember this is your personal taste. I'm not talking LA 1s, Boise 9s, Mordor 5s, etc.

    Pictures of your 9 are more than welcomed. Not so much the others.

    1 - Lena Dunham
    5 - Tina Fey
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    Scarlett Johansson
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    I'm very interested in what a 1, from the no-standard-having degenerates like @Clippy and @Cint, looks like
     
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    1 - Fraser B's supposed girlfriends
    5 - Girl from The Office
    9 - Daisy Fuentes (the poor man's Pinder)
    10 - Lucy Pinder
     
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    1. That girl from Ghost Busters (pick one, idc)
    5. Christina Aguilera
    9. Jessica Alba
     
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    There really aren't many celebrities that are a legit 1/10. Lena Dunham is repulsive, but I still don't see her as below a 2.5 or so.
     
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    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    I find Tina Fey extremely sexy, but even for other people, I think rating her a 5 is a little low.

    Meryl Streep in her younger years was probably a 5.

    Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 1 or in Shallow Hal was about a 7. She's definitely a 5 now.

    Pre-makeover Susan Boyle was a 1.
     
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    1 - Whoppie Goldberg
    5 - Julia Roberts
    9 - Hillary Clinton
     
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    Tina Fey is at least a 6/7.
     
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    A celebrity that is an actual 1/10? That's tough, because a true 1/10 is probably rarer than a legit 10/10. Even the terrible, awful, no good, Lena Dunham isn't really a 1/10 (sure, if you take into account her shit personality, but physically she's like a 2-or-3; overweight in all the wrong places and unremarkable face).

    So, uh, maybe:
    1- Seriously, no clue. Does that socialite with the crazy lion-looking plastic surgery count?
    5- Lady Gaga (without all the crazy makeup you'd never look twice at her on the street)
    9- Salma Hayek
    10- Prime Jennifer Connelly
     
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    Ana Cheri has noodz.
     
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    Celebrities, as in on television in some capacity, for 1: Those fatties on My 600lb Life. That commercial showing one of them falling out of a truck and trying to ski - legs start to split and she is fighting not falling over - are hilarious.
     
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    1 - Rosie O'Donnell
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    5- Sarah Jessica Parker
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    9- Jessica Alba
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    0 - Hillary Clinton
    1 - Melissa McCarthy
    2 - Cyborg
    3 - Chelsea Clinton
    4 - Rachel Maddow (I'd hate-fuck her until she likes cock)

    10s - Adriana Lima, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Julia Kelly, Salma Hayek, Sierra Egan, Suelyn Mederios, Alison Stokke, Ali Landry, and Angie Varona.
     
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