Freddy Krueger clown kills man in Denver, flees on scooter

[Osculater]

@ArchGoat

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Since he, the victim, was young, homeless, and in Denver; one can assume he was probably on drugs at the time too. Weirdest trip of his life prob.

 

[HOV]

Since he, the victim, was young, homeless, and in Denver; one can assume he was probably on drugs at the time too. Weirdest trip of his life prob.

Imagine thinking it's all a drug trip and that shit is really happening to you

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Imagine thinking it's all a drug trip and that shit is really happening to you

this is probably his last moments.

 

[ArchGoat]

@ArchGoat

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

That's some legit scary, fucked up shit.

If I was American, with readily available access to firearms, I would shoot any clowns that came within 15 yards of me at night.

 

[Osculater]

 

[loyalyolayal]

Dafuq wrong wit people?

I know!


Scooter???

 

[badascan]

So that's what happened to @InvertedCross. He went too kvlt with the corpse paint...

 

[Osculater]

So that's what happened to @InvertedCross. He went too kvlt with the corpse paint...

 

[Tuf_guy]

getting harder and harder for me to defend living here.

Good thing I'm not poor and can afford to live near the beach tho, where this shit doesn't happen.

All I hear in my head is DJ Quik's voice right now...
[bold]DENVER (evil synthesizer laugh): They wanna BE like Florida!"[/bold]

 

[CargoKing]

The getaway vehicle being a scooter really makes this hard not to laugh at.

 

[bref]

What a fucked up way to die.

A weird eulogy is coming for sure.

 

[CargoKing]

A weird eulogy is coming for sure.

"....he will be remembered by his wife, who sadly loved Nightmare on Elm Street, and his father, a known pedophile murdered by the parents in his town...."

 

[Broken arrow]

Ban Freddy style knife/gloves

 

[Graves The Elder]

tl/dr
I'll wait for the movie version

 

[Roca]

I blame gay marriage