Found strange satanic imagery in a near by parking lot. Very concerned. Satanic interpreters GTFIH

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I HAVE FINALLY LANDED WOOT WOOT

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    Was doing my usual walk about, there's a family of geese near by and I like taking pics. BABY GEESE - got pics, but that's not what I'm talking about now.

    These strange markings on the pavement sprouted up all over. What do they mean? Worried a demonic cult is forming in my neighbourhood. Anyone can interpret these symbols? Are they coordinates meant for Satan like some kind of trans-dimensional portal markings? Thinking of buying a rosary.

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  2. LockardTheGOAT

    LockardTheGOAT Sherdog's Intellectual Savior

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    Probably just kids/teens having fun.

    I'd worry more about the religious cults that are probably already real in your neighborhood.
     
  3. Senzo Tanaka

    Senzo Tanaka Silver Belt

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    Not Satanic. It's the sign of the Zodiac. He's back.
     
  4. ObsoleteSoul

    ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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  5. Katsumi Yamada

    Katsumi Yamada Football's coming home

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    Survey markers?

    Although usually there would be a nail in the middle of the cross to pinpoint more precisely
     
  6. ookii

    ookii Black Belt

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    Thats an aerial target for planes to fly a survey topography (in order to build a satanic cult temple)
     
  7. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    After watching Hereditary, I am very concerned for you @Clippy... May Nicolas Cage protect you

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    Zer Gold Belt

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    "My dark lord, Gary Rosenblatt has desecrated a small parking lot in Boise with symbols of your power"
    "Excellent. Reward the man with 3 wicked virgins and some kind of force choke ability"
    "My lord, our influence on the mortal world wanes as we're accused of sexism and subject to Disney lawsuits"
    "Very well, send him 3 male virgins and teh jab"
     
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  11. Curmudgeon

    Curmudgeon Brown Belt

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    Utility markings.
     
  12. Nameless Ghoul

    Nameless Ghoul Brown Belt

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    Can confirm
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    Naught2Sixty Purple Belt

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    Somebody watched Constantine recently.

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    Symbol of Mammon, son of SATAN!
     
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    That209 Lord High Executioner

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    I saw this TIE fighter outside the other day..

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    I hope it's gonna be Darth Maul and not that pussy Kylo Ren who comes to conquer Earth
     
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    He never left, he's just been busy as a senator.
     
  17. VulcanNervPinch

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    Oh, that's an encouraging sign.

    See how they had the symbol in the wrong place, then scratched it out and moved it 5 ft over?

    These guys are clueless amateurs. They're totally going to botch the summoning. You've got nothing to worry about.
     
  18. MassDistortion

    MassDistortion You will be the last of the Mohicans!

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    Pretty sure you're fucked. Those are the markings of the demon nun from the conjuring 2.
     
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  19. Leonard Haid

    Leonard Haid Minimalist Living the Illusory Dream

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    That's where something's gonna go. Lamp posts maybe?

    Or that's where the loot is buried.
     
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    Its those White Devils
     
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