Found out the reason Ray Borg has so much trouble making weight

[Jon Jones's Barber]

Turns out he's spending way too much time with his other business. I just stumbled across it at random.

Have any of you stayed there?

 

[Fungoose]

Go away! Im Borging!

 

[Dead Kennedy]

 

[Pitier of Fools]

Yeah, I've stayed there. It's super high class. Ray even personally visits each room to make sure the guests are having a pleasant stay.

 

[wake_me]

Ray Borg‏Verified account@tazmexufc
When someone shows up to the party with Dunkin' Donuts.

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5:49 PM - 2 Sep 2017

 

[puppybird]

Came here for this

 

[Wizzlebiz]

I tried to stay there..... i was to tall

 

[Thuckey]

Clearly a 5 star establishment.

I've heard that they sell really good burgers there - only they are called "Cheeseborgers"

My mouth waters up just thinking about those juicy cheeseborgers..mmmm

 

[billharford]

They used to have a policy that if the person in the room next to yours was murdered, then your stay was half price. They had to stop it though because too many people were just murdering the people next door to get the discount.

 

[lockjaw211]

I only stay st Borgs hotel when I want to treat the old lady real special.

 

[chitoortiz]

Resistance is futile.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Lol

Classy joint

 

[UL]

i don't get it...

he gets free meals staying in the motel or some shit?

shit thread