Forget TRT...Vitor's mohawk is where his power comes from

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  1. zd72 White Belt

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    Lets face it...everyone's gives Vitor crap about his use of TRT. But it seems like everyone is looking over the fact that his hair is the real reason he is on a roll lately.

    It goes like this:

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    Vitor came so close to beating Jon Jones with the armbar...but he came up short. Vitor realized something needed to change...and that my friends was his hair.

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    When Bisping and Belfort had the heated staredown and Vitor shouted "My body is ready!" He really was saying "My mohawk is ready!"

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    And the rest is history...

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  2. king of theRing Brown Belt

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    Vitor belfort...... so hot right now
     
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  3. Andre Xiong Professional Fighter

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    need GIF of recent staredown with Hendo, he's added a rattail to teh 'hawk.
     
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  4. ajwbjj87 Black Belt

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    I think your right Vitor's Hawk is very well rounded
     
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  5. Death Impressive. Most impressive.

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    Now he's got a bit of a mullet rocking too. Incredibly intoxicating.
     
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  6. lesmosh** Yellow Belt

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    Its not even his final form
     
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    Warhawk is activated
     
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    stfu
     
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  10. yekmurat Every problem has a solution

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    I dont know what to say lol
     
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  11. emeraldgsl Green Belt

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    Is that even legal? That makes his power mohawk a super mohawk.
     
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    Agree 1000%
     
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    Great thread. Photos don't lie. Warhawk Belfort may be unstoppable.
     
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    Mohawk Vitor p4p GOAT !!!

    He is up there with Married Burkman, Motived BJ etc.

    By the way I still can't belive Vitor couldn't finish that armbar..
     
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  16. Shameless1 White Belt

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    more Warhawk please.
     
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  17. Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    Fool! His mohawk is his scalp's response to the superpowers of TRT.

    You probably ignorantly thought he shaved it that way. WRONG. The rejuvenated muscles in his scalp simply flexed and forced all of the superfluous hairs to fall out.

    Read a fuckin' hair-science book.
     
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  18. zd72 White Belt

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    Thats prehawk...his powers weren't activated yet.
     
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    This is gold.
     
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  20. Chemdawg408 White Belt

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    dan looks hella old!!!
     
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