For the next 5 years you must survie as any animal besides v

[SugarKrok]

A drunk genie appears from your ass and grants you 3 wishes.
For the first wish, the genie always hears you want to live as "insert" animal for the next five years.

Once you're transformed into the animal and teleported into the wild, the genie falls asleep. It just so happens genie's sleep for 5 years at a time.

*You cannot become a house pet. You must survive in the wild.
* What animal do you choose?

 

[-Nada-]

Killer Whale/ thread

 

[mb23100]

Bald Eagle. Zero fucks given

 

[Estemachine]

Or

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

If it could really be anything it would be a bald eagle up in alaska fishing and fucking for my whole life.

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

Bald Eagle

 

[spin]

Bonobo

 

[0verlord]

That drunk genie who appeared from your ass last night TS is named Deshaun and I think he conned you...

 

[Mr. 4K]

I'd get the best 5 years of sleep ever.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Killer Whale/ thread

This. Or dolphin, so I could rape without being judged.

 

[Anialater]

Peregrine falcon.
240 mph!

 

[Otto!]

Male lion. Sleep Most of the day, mate with every lioness, eat first at every meal.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Male lion. Sleep Most of the day, mate with every lioness, eat first at every meal.

You would just be a solo lion without a pride though. You'd get run off by the males if you tried to mate with some random lioness--you'd also have to murder all her children.

I would go for elephant.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

pikachu

 

[Cole train]

Isnt genie techinically an animal?

I choose to be the drunk genie

 

[Fearthekhabib]

Male lion so I can sleep all day have the ladies hunt and fuck me while I fight other male lions to the death and If I die I die

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Wild stallion

 

[Pugilistic]

Bald Eagle sounds like the best option. It's protected from hunters and has no natural predators.

I'd be a city pigeon. Also no natural predators and can eat pretty much anything. The only predator I'd have to worry about is the occasional weirdo human who wants to eat pigeons. I don't know if pigeons live for 5 years though.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

 

[Starck]

A pigeon in a zoo. Hang out at the food court. Plenty to eat.