First job stories....

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Share some stories from your first job.

Mine was pizza delivery for a local pizza joint here in Vegas. I was 17. One time I get in my car to do a run and as soon as i left the parking lot i realized I had a flat tire. Before i even got out of the car another car pulls up behind me and this old dude (70+) gets out with a can of fix a flat. He comes up and asks if i need help and i said ok thanks. He then preceded to keep touching me and calling me "tiger" as I was trying to fill my tire. He asked me if I wanted to go lunch with him. Thankfully one of our cooks ( this meth head bodybuilder type named Tony) was walking into work saw what was happening and came over and the guy ran into his car and left.

Tldr:

Old geezer tried to bang me

Tweaker came to my rescue

Edit:sorry wrong forum. Mods please move to mayberry
 
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You've been here long enough to know what the Mayberry is for.
 
Wrong forum to find a large amount of hireable posters.
 
We're Sherdoggers, bro. The only job we have is shitposting on here with you.
 
-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
 
She was a prostitute without any teeth. It was a pleasurable experience.

Edit: I should of read the post before I replied. I thought this was about our first blowjob experience.
 
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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
aware.
 
I was a young pimp with a stable of 60+ year old prostitutes. You wouldn't believe the market for old ladies...
 
That tweaker didn't want any old gramp hands before he tenderised your meat.
Did he cover you in pizza sauce and rape you later that shift?
 
I got a job at a male strip club. I remember thinking, "this will be great, I'm gonna get so much pussy"...quit after my first stroll on the floor. It was about that time I realized women don't go to strip clubs. It's mostly gay guys. True story. My dream of being a stripper lasted about 5 minutes.
 
That story was hot, tiger.




Call me...
 
That tire wasn't the only thing he planned on filling.

My first job was at 15 and as a lifeguard. Don't really have any stories as all the shit went down immediately after my shift. One day a kid fell off the high dive onto the cement and cracked his head open, another a deaf kid nearly drowned in the pool, all within 30 minutes of me leaving.

I did slice my foot open dropping a chair on it once. I didn't notice how bad the cut was until I was standing in the medical hut looking for a band-aid, looked down and noticed I was standing in a full size puddle of blood.
 
You sucked some old man off in the pizza joint parking lot?
 
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