First date horror stories

[ClubFoot]

well that sux, is it too personal to ask what was the cause?

She was a royal pain in the ass.

Beautiful woman, stunning in fact but we weren't compatible in the long run.

We are here for a good time not a long time so we have to make sure we enjoy ourselves and not get bogged down by someone who doesn't make you happy.

 

[ocean size]

She was a royal pain in the ass.

Beautiful woman, stunning in fact but we weren't compatible in the long run.

We are here for a good time not a long time so we have to make sure we enjoy ourselves and not get bogged down by someone who doesn't make you happy.

You made the right move. she didnt even have the decency to let you know the diarrhea was coming so you could have gotten into position for a sloppy carlson.

 

[trolololol]

The first time I went to a club was a pretty nice time. Went early so I didn't have to pay cover, and the 18-year-old this story is about... let's call her Rachel... is there early too, and she's decked up in her club gear, and she's a legitimate 10/10. And she's immediatley showing me signs of interest, coming up to me with seductive body language and expressions. We didn't talk that much that evening because we spend much of the evening on the dance floor, and then I pulled her off of it and into a dark corner of the club were we have some heavy foreplay. After the club closed I envited her over to my place and we have the best sex of my life. She mentioned she's watched porn since she was 12, and she was down for about anything. So we bang repeatedly until morning, sleep until noon, and that's when the 'First Date Horror Story' starts.

She pitches the idea of spending the day together getting to know eachother. I said yes, and learn within hours that she is literally one of the worst people I've ever met, without a single redeeming quality other than her physical assets. She's one of those scheming and caniving bitches in high school that make people's lives, with lesser social status than her, living hells just for the pleasure of doing it. She was also racist against all Mexicans, because a Mexican hit her car, drove off, and was never caught. I could make a list of 10 other things about her, but those two are enough to get the point across.

The only reason I stayed with her for that long is because it was so surreal, that she couldn't possibly get worse and worse, and she did, so I felt compelled to keep watching the freak show. It was odd, like she was telling me everything horrible about her so that I would somehow find her more attractive, like she saw me as a potential husband. Around dinner I mention I have to get going, and she asks when was the next time we were going out. I reply 'I don't think so, you're a complete **** and I don't waste my time with ****s.'

She flips out, I leave with the biggest smile on my face.

After re-reading the post, it somewhat seems like I was in the wrong at the end. Trust me, if I actually listed all the things that were wrong with her, rather than just two, you'd understand. 'Yeah, but you didn't have to call her a **** to her face.' True, but I wanted absolute zero chance of her contacting me or anything whatsoever from her, and I'm a honest guy. I can tell anyone what I think of them to their face if they pissed me off enough, and Rachel offended me down to my core.

Sounds like she'd be a solid OT poster.

 

[4daLuLZ]

Been there myself buddy. Here is my story about failing to lose virginity.

It was my senior year in high school and I had been dating this girl for 2 weeks. We hadnt had sex yet. I was at this house party that she was not. This chick, asks if I want to have a 3some with her and this other girl at the party. Not being that drunk and wanting to not cheat, I initially declined. As I was sitting there thinking about my decision I realized, I'm a virgin, and 2 hot ass chicks just asked to have a 3some with me. This opportunity might not ever come again. I have to say yes!

So after I get a lot more alcohol in my system, I tell them i'm down. We all go upstairs to the one girls bedroom. Both these chicks were not virgins but neither had a 3some before. So we all get naked and start fooling around. One chick is sucking me off (my first blowjob) while im finger blasting/making out with the other one. Things are goin great, until I get the urge to ejaculate. Fuck!, I cant stop it and I finish in chicks mouth. She swallows and its awesome, and we start to move on to the sex part of this endeavor. But sadly, after just finishing and lots of alcohol, I was unable to stand at attention again and bone these broads. The one that finished me off finally got tired of trying to get me up and left. So then it was just me and other chick. We were fooling around, trying to get me up, but to no avail. We finally went back down stairs and continued to party. I was so close to losing my virginity in one of the best ways possible but I failed. It bugs me to this day.

Not really a first date horror story but rather a "blown" opportunity

 

[HunterIII]

I know man, but I eventually made up for it and banged the one that walked out. We're married now with 2 kids.

 

[4daLuLZ]

I know man, but I eventually made up for it and banged the one that walked out. We're married now with 2 kids.

One does not simply make up for losing your virginity by banging two nubile teens, by marrying one years later.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Girl pics were a solid 8. She shows up late to the restaurant. I was about to leave when somebody starts yelling my name and waving at me. The girl looked nothing like her pics. She's about 50 lbs heavier. She didn't even look like the same person.

The place was busy so she had to park in the back so I got the Fuck up out of there.

 

[HunterIII]

One does not simply make up for losing your virginity by banging two nubile teens, by marrying one years later.

You're right, who am I kidding. That failure still haunts me to this day. Thanks for bumping it.

 

[D Train]

Bumping for more carnage.

 

[Spounman]

An old roommate of mine had a birthday party/BBQ at his new home about 1 1/2 hours away from where we lived. I get there and we start drinking, after a couple of hours his girlfriend's friend lets call her kelly finds her way over to me on their nice bench outside. She's really cute, smoking body and looks a little older than me, she's a nurse. We start talking music the next thing I know her legs are across my lap and my hand is buried between her thighs. At the end of the day my buddy is offering for me to stay but my dumb as goes home, with her number and we had made out.

We were both planning on going to a concert where I lived, the next weekend. So we talked all week and set a spot and time to meet up at the show. I'm thinking ok cool, first date. I get there and she's with another girl whom she introduces as her best friend. This girl is drinking and totally obnoxious. I ask Kelly if she wants to come get a drink with me and she starts to get up but her friend looks at me and says no, let him go get us drinks. Now I'm annoyed and the three of us go for drinks. The opening band comes on and when they finish we all go to use to restroom. I come out first then drunk annoying friend comes out and she says leave Kelly here let's go get a drink. I said no, that would never ever happen. Oh by the way obnoxious friend is married. We go back to our spot on the lawn, it's dark and we lose obnoxious friend in the crowd. Kelly becomes super worried and goes to look for her in a sea of a thousand people. She misses half the show trying to find this crazy bitch. Once they get back to me there's this group of guys in front of us, she starts flirting with them then looks at me and tells them...meet my single friend Kelly. At that point I said fuck this and went off on my own, luckily ran into some friends and just stayed with them for the rest of the show.

Oh, I thought this thread was about a first date horror story, not necessarily the first date you've ever been on.

 

[Estemachine]

One hella of a bump, Id like to add some of my stories a lil later.

 

[boingyman]

My first date. I was like 15. Went to the movies. I was so scared to hold her hand I ended up touching her hand with my fingertips a bunch of times. On top of that I was limping because I hurt my achilles tendon real bad couple days prior. Luckily it was more of a wingman date then a we really like each other type date. I guess we all have to start somewhere, lol...

 

[Brother Numsi]

Went on a date with this hot ass brunette that I got set up with by a girl I knew. We met downtown at this bar called Jake's Grill which wasn't a real expensive place and had good food and drinks. We meet up and start talking after getting drinks and she wasn't that bad at first. Then the broad started getting on her phone and would look up and talk to me every minute or so. I was getting irritated as fuck because I turned my phone off because I didn't want to be disturbed when I'm trying to get to know a person on a date. She didn't give me the same courtesy. Her phone rang and she had to get up and answer because it was her 'job' calling. I just got up and left.

I got in a cab (way before Uber) and as I was heading home I got a call from the bitty but I didn't answer. I checked my phone messages later and she left me some voicemails all pissed off. She was like, "I saw you get in that cab, asshole!" "You're just gonna leave me with the bill, huh?" " I was doing my friend a favor by even going out with you." Just a bunch of conceited nonsense. I never replied to her messages. Saw her at school a few days later in the dining hall. She was sitting with a group of girls and pointing at me from across the room. It was kind of funny.

 

[I Am Legion]

I got a date with a solid out of my league 9. We were hitting it off having drinks and made out a little at the bar. I showed off and ordered raw oysters. After a few I felt funny. After 10 minutes we were both in the bathroom puking. She needed her sister to pick her up and take her to the hospital. I went home and later went myself after puking and shitting for 3 hours. We both got food poisoning. She blamed me lol and never got date 2.

 

[Omegaboy13]

I got a date with a solid out of my league 9. We were hitting it off having drinks and made out a little at the bar. I showed off and ordered raw oysters. After a few I felt funny. After 10 minutes we were both in the bathroom puking. She needed her sister to pick her up and take her to the hospital. I went home and later went myself after puking and shitting for 3 hours. We both got food poisoning. She blamed me lol and never got date 2.

Awww, man. That makes me sad. I wonder if she was just embarrassed to make contact with you.

 

[Midnighter]

I was set up on a blind date with who I thought was this hot blonde with huge tits.

It ended up just being @Clippy, still smashed though.

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

Can we resurrect this thing?

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Shit. I have to go to all this thread but first I'm posting mine and giving this one a bump.

Not horror but pretty bad:

I downloaded Tinder and Happn. Start talking with a girl in the second. 7/10 give or take.
Peruvian girl, living in Buenos Aires for 3/4 years. I told her I was living to France so it was pretty much stablished I wanted nothing serious.
We arranged a date and she told me about this huge bar where they have pool and ping pong tables (amongst other games). Why not? We met up (she went from a 7 to a 6/10.. nothing that bad).
We were about to enter to the place and she kind of hinted that wanted me to pay for his entrance (lmao). We ate something there (entrance was = food voucher) and went straight to ping pong.
Let me start by saying I can play pretty well so I didn't want to go too hard on her. I got my ass kicked lol. A little embarassing but not that bad.
We went to another bar. I'm a guy who makes anyone talk but she had nothing to say, super boring millenial hipster. I got a beer and she got a drink.
She asked me what was next and the obvious answer was my house. We took a cab to my place (she didn't even hinted at paying). In the cab the drinks started to have an effect on her and I was regretting the whole situation.
I live in a small but super clean and minimalistic apartment which everybody compliments. Well, she told me "oh, this is it? lol". I offered coffee and she only wanted water. 5 minutes after she sat on the bed and I was "ok... at least I'm having sex".
Fast forward.. We started going at it and she started moaning in english wtf? ("fuck me, oh shit..." and stuff like that) like some cheap porn movie. After 2 minutes she was done and asked me how long I had left. I told her "don't worry" and just went out.
After such a bizarre experience I was expecting her to go. Nope.. she told me "I'm sleepy" and before I realize she was fucking sleeping.
Around 6AM she woke up and asked me to take her to her house in an Uber (I don't have a car) because she does not like to go alone in Ubers. Cringiest 15 minutes of my life I swear to God. Could not wait to get to my house and wash the sheets.

We never spoke again.

 

[thetruth2709]

Nothing too horrific I guess.... the only thing I can think of is this girl we went out first date. We went to a restaurant and she was very worried when I ordered a beer, like "no please dont drink" type of thing... but like serious, not playing around... I still drank I think but she didnt like it. I imagine she probably grew up with a drunk dad or some trauma like that. She was cute and she was nice, I dont remember we went out again but I think we remained friends

 

[ThulsaDooom]

Nothing too exciting as the previous stories but I met up.with this super cool girl (looks 7/10, boobs 9/10, personality 11/10)after chatting a bunch on a dating app. We liked a lot of the same stuff, same food, same hangout spots in the city, everything. We were both excited to meet for the first time and finally our schedules matched. We met up for dinner and everything was going perfect. She's laughing and I feel like a comedian killing it in a room because every joke is putting a huge smile on her face. We shared a bottle of wine, then a second and finally a third. She stopped drinking and I continued to slowly finish the third bottle. Then she dropped it on me, she started laying out all this drama she had been having with this guy she was seeing. He doesn't pay enough attention to her, the sex is bad and infrequent, he's cheap (aka never takes her out) blah blah. So I basically said forget about him, you're with me tonight. She said yeahhhhhhh but she still had feelings for the guy. She excused herself to go to the bathroom.

That's when I took off. Got a few phonecalls and angry texts from her but delete, delete, delete.

Another time, a girl (6/10) I knew I could bang but had not met yet texted me one night. She was out with her friend and complaining because her friend was way too drunk. She needed to get her friend home but wanted to continue partying and didn't want to be alone. I was chilling at my place and had no desire to go out to where she was because that place is fratboy douchebag central. But, I knew she lived outside the city so I could probably get her back to my place. I headed out and finally saw both of them sitting at a patio table outside the bar. They were both fucking smashed. The friend is slowly falling asleep while the girl gave me a big drunken hug. She then lowered her head a bit and bit my nipple hard through my shirt. I was kind of pissed but also it kind of turned me on. She wanted to leave her friend but I being sober convinced her we should at least put her in a taxi. I had a couple drinks at another bar while she kept rubbing my crotch under the table and then we left back to my place. She was all over me in the cab and she was whispering things like "fuck me hard tonight" and stuff like that. We got to my place and she stops outside the front entrance to my apt. building.

She let forth a huge stream of vomit all over the side of the wall and luckily didn't hit the glass door entrance to my building. As soon as she finished, I rushed her inside. I kept telling her to take a shower, drink some water and brush her teeth but she refused and plopped down on my sofa and was out cold. I had a loft bed at that place so I climbed up to crash.

I smelled something awful in the morning and suddenly woke up to this haggard, pukey booze breath broad naked and hovering above me. She looked like shit and smelled even worse. She told me she was horny and wanted to bang.

Me = I made up some excuse that I had to go meet a friend for lunch soon and we had to go. I ignored her messages for a few days until she sent one to call me just another white asshole that uses girls. I blocked her after that.