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  1. ExJunky** Guest

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    they have jack-shacks in Medford? Or was this in Portland?
     
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    The last 2 times I went to an Asian massage parlor, I got a couple of Korean prudes who said they didnt like my wang.
     
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    They don't have to like it, they just have to suck it.
     
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    ur a ***got dude...u want a real massage story..check out my old threads man!!!
     
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    They wouldnt even do that. All I got was a rub and tug.
     
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    You negotiated her down to 10 dollars!!! That's crackhead prices right there. There's no way you should turn that down.

    That's less than two McDonalds meals.....wtf.....I don't care what the situation is. You don't pass up a handjob for $10.00. I bet if you told her you'd give her $20.00 if she swallows, she would have done it.

    Opportunity missed.
     
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    Quoted for truth.
     
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    great story
     
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    A parlor only offered you a handjob? Screw that I can give myself one of those, I'm not paying for that. I'm pretty flexible maybe I can even BJ myself? Then again, if I could I wouldn't leave the house ever.
     
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  10. Winograd Banned

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    for 10 dollar you can:

    --get less than 3 gallons of gas
    --go to a movie (no fucking snacks)
    --buy a good six pack of beer + bag of chips
    --or get some asian broad to wank your ball sap all over the room while you look on

    you are no athelete, nor trainer, nor dare I say A MAN
     
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    you know the routine, pictures or fake!
     
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    lmfao, but it might be a good tip for when i go next i'm gonna try to whittle her down a little before i let her go to town on my cash and prizes
     
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    At a place like this how much to get their mouths on your cock?
     
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    EDIT: Oh, wait. After carefully reading it, I think the TS is just trying to get a pink belt.
     
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    suck for you...they always compliment me on how big mine is
     
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    an asian woman complimenting your penis size is like a french person saying you are brave.
     
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    Not exactly a great accomplishment to have asian chicks impressed with your size...
     
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  18. Orsyn Asian Connoisseur

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    In his defense, almost all Legit places are closed by 8.

    btw it's usually $80-120 for full service.
     
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    Holy fuck, lol.
     
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    Why not just have your girlfriend massage you?
     
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