Favorite Golbergisms (In honor of Goldy leaving)

[haplo]

"the biggest fight in mma history"
"could be yyyuuuge in the judge score cards"
"we got ourselves a fight"
"looking to finish it right here right now"

 

[Ins36]

"His precision is very.....precise."

 

[Venom]

The biggest one by far I think:

"The Notorious Conor McGregor is probably Joe, not just fighting, but the BIGGEST Star in the world today"
Rogan: "erm.........well.....he's certainly the biggest star in MMA"

Oh how I would pay to see Rogan's face after he said that.

 

[INTERL0PER]

Can't remember who he was fighting but I recall Goldie calling a fight between the black beast and some other guy a chess match while Derrick was throwing some sloppy powerful gnp at his opponent. Classic

Yup. I remember that too. That was recently. It was literally some of the sloppiest gnp I've ever seen too.

He's always been hilariously bad, but recently it's just become brutal.

In some ways I'll miss the goofy bastard, but I'm glad he's gone.

 

[LordMayorMuffSniff]

I prefer Goldberg in commentary to Rogan.

 

[BobTheCockroach]

I prefer Goldberg in commentary to Rogan.

Because you share Goldberg's IQ ...

 

[Metal_Daze]

Goldie, while shaking my hand: "Cheers!"

 

[LordMayorMuffSniff]

Because you share Goldberg's IQ ...

His IQ is higher than Joe 'bro science' Rogan.

"She is a once ever athlete"... Nothing Goldberg says can ever top that gem of stupidity.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

There's a hint of violence to this fight, Joe

 

[phoenixikki]

Goldberg it's pure gold.
You fuckers are going to miss him.
He's an idiot, but he's our idiot.