Falsely attribute a famous Political phrase that stood the test of time

[Farmer Br0wn]

"I am the Senate" -Mitch McConnell

It's only funny if said in this tone:

 

[VivaRevolution]

"George Bush doesn't care about black people." - Rosa Parks

 

[Farmer Br0wn]

“I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine. As for a video, I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.”

“I’ve run a fantastic city. I don’t want to toot my own horn here but I’m the best mayor this city has ever had.

“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine… Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”

-Terry Fox

EDIT: I miss 'em both.

From the first two quotes, I couldn't tell if that was from former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, or former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry.

The last quote gave it away. I always find it fascinating when people think "I was in a drunken stupor" is any kind of excuse for their bad behavior.

 

[Farmer Br0wn]

"I am the law!"
-Neil Gorsuch

 

[nac386]

“You know what uranium is, right? This thing called nuclear weapons and other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium including some bad things.” - Albert Einstein

"Do you ever get the feeling we only have elections to figure out if the polls were right?" - Donald Trump

 

[salamander]

"Well, just watch me."
-Iron Mike Sharpe

 

[VivaRevolution]

"Hold my beer." - Socrates

 

[Teppodama]

"Fuck your couch!" Joseph Stalin