Explain the Mandela Effect

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  1. Rhood

    Rhood Gold Belt

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    First of all I hate this fucking term. Mandela shouldn't be credited every time someone has a memory lapse.
    Example: "I lost my keys! Oh, wait! Maybe I left it on the kitchen counter, when in fact it was behind my asscheeks. Must've been the Mandela Effect"

    It's not the Mandela effect if you have bad memory dumbass!

    2nd of all
    What happened to alternative theories? Let's say you have an alternative theory about a film released ages ago. Why the fuck do we need to bring Mandela into this?
    Homeboy in Africa doesn't deserve credit for your creative thoughts about films!
    For Realz!


    Conclusion: The Mandela Effecti is sheep speak.
    A dumbass with Alzheimer's invented this term on Facebook so they don't look stupid for having terrible memory and now all the sheep are following through.
     
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  2. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Brown Belt

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    Come on bro. Jump on the Mandela train

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  3. El_Dyablo619

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  4. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Black Belt

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    Reality is fluid, like @Horse Style's sexual preferences.
     
  5. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    at the very least, it appears to be a thing for the Berenstein Bears

    or should I say Berenstain Bears
     
  6. Horse Style

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    Pretty much. In fact, the only common theme with my sexual encounters is the presence of lots and lots of fluid
     
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    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Mandela knows what’s poppin in these streets

    Cry freedom bitch
     
  8. Medulla Omoplata

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  9. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    For fucks sakes this Thread again...

    I mean..

    I've never heard of this, please go on..
     
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  10. SammyPops

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    I think has resulted in the proliferation of BBC vs. white chick p0rn.
     
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    Calm down.
     
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    ShinkanPo 風 林 火 山

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    Racist!
     
  13. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    So this is a thing?

    <mma4>
     
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    ToxicShocker Hamsterdam

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    My ex had a foxtail on her keychain. It was kinda hot
     
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    Reality is a shared delusion enforced more by broad consensus than fact.

    Or something like that... I dunno, what does everybody else think?
     
  16. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    <{1-16}>
     
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    It has always been Berenstain. The Mandela effect is nonsense.
     
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  18. HunterSdVa29

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    the effect isn't it actually was Berenstein, it was that many if not most seemed to be awfully sure about remembering it such
     
  19. Ares Black

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    I am aware. Some people are dumb.
     
  20. TheRuthlessOne

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    Did you ever see the AVGN video on it?

    Pretty funny
     
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