Ex-NBA player Charlie Villanueva has his house burgled. Thieves steal upstairs toilet.

[Cubo de Sangre]

Gotta admit, it might make a real nice Christmas gift.

 

[orangecuse]

Obviously just look for the most meth addict looking plumber in the area.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Normally I'd say "who gives a shit?"

This time I'll say "who takes a shitter?"

 

[mb23100]

At least they turned off the water instead of just ripping it out and flooding the place. Nice guys those toilet thieves

 

[mushishi]

Probably the same dudes who stole his eyebrows.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

You'd be surprised how much a celebrity toilet goes for these days. My Uncle Pablo helped renovate Kevin Bacon's house once and let's just say the parking lot at Home Depot got a little less crowded after that. For a few days

Where's the white bitches at, drinks are on uncle Pablo!

I must say it's kinda of weird you call your German niece uncle Pablo.

 

[Hyperglide]

Burgled?? So thats where @clamburgler has been this entire time.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

Thief must have had assbergers syndrome, hue hue he.

 

[CrimsonFan]

It must have been a nice toilet.

Seriously though what kind of theives carry channel locks?

I dunno sounds weird. He must have had a nice fucking toilet for them to want to carry it downstairs and disconnect it.

And like others said, turn the water off..

You'd think an NBA players house would have alot of more valuable items. Sounds fishy honestly

 

[Deleted member 220895]

On the second floor? That's a 2 man job. Must have been an elegant m'fukin toilet.